Shin Splints
Epic Beard Men
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Don't stop, we don't quit Epic Beard Men, we the ultimate Fading fading back from black on The mattress in Hackensack We in Jersey birds chirping trees It hurts to breathe Surgically reconstruct last night’s Blurry scene urgency quiet kinda worries me You ever get that feeling like You gotta be somewhere? (Yes) Now I’m creepin’ down the Stairs in my underwear (Dress) Okay, my phone was in the Microwave with 3% left Displayed 30 missed calls Voicemails and texts so lemme check Hey, B, just checkin’ to see if you’re up Got the early flight to Europe, word up Yo, man, you gettin’ my texts? Hit me back If you’re already here I’m around back Where you at? Boy! Answer your phone! It’s check-in time this the second time This why we supposed to do this ahead of time It’s packed with people here So I’mma step in line skip ahead counter 9 Shin splints (time to take flight) Shin splints (run) Shin splints (come on we gotta go) ahh Had to fix a flat tire With a gypsy cab driver Doing 60 in the breakdown lane, hit a divider Though that’s not the kind of mileage That I’m known to embrace I told ‘im "take us to warp Ace i’m tryin’ to fold space' When I hopped out the Taurus, no bull He disappeared in a pink vape cloud (cool) I’m a generous critic had to Give him four stars I was beggin’ forgiveness Sage was waitin’ at the door like You are late My bad So late Sir, your bag is overweight Alright start dumpin’ shit now we Gotta go to the gate I’m outta space Gotta couple things here that you can take No, no way Throw the beard essential oils in the trash Why you mad? Get the vinyl out the carry-on and We can make the dash We just need our instrumentals and Our merch to sell Gotta travel lightly or your Legs'll hurt like hell Shin splints (I’m in the passing lane) Shin splints (even if the car’s stolen) Shin splints (time to take flight) ahh Made it to security and you already know The TSA was puttin’ on a helluva show There’s no liquids (No) aerosols (No) gels (No) creams (No) Quick quick, here we go Line up with the screen I was tryna be discreet when They pulled me outta line 10 minutes before my final check-in time Realized when I saw the vape Juice that they had I grabbed the wrong bag out The back of the cab F*ck it Leave it all behind we’re a terminal away And right about then they announced our delay 5 minutes nice Yeah, man what’s this? This is fun (finally) The Admiral’s Lounge (this is fun, Casa Bonita) The Admiral’s Lounge look what we found We’re in the Admiral’s Lounge Let’s see what this lounge is all about It goes down in the Admiral’s Lounge Should we A: Walk right on over to the freebies? B: Ask for the code to the wee fee? C: Tell ‘em that we need our feet rubbed? Well the answer is D: All of the above I’m lyin’ vertical with thangs Inserted in my veins For optimal hydration now they’re Servin’ us drinks I had this murderous rage but It’s all meltin’ away I could get used to this…yeah We’re in the Admiral’s Lounge Admiral’s Lounge admiral’s Lounge Yo, Sage, we gotta turn the page We gotta go, son, we’re late again Oh, shit! Sprint! Run run shin splints Run run shin splints Ahh Jumpin’ out my seat like don’t Fail me now feet Workin’ thumb to my knuckles down on me now F*ck a down beat There we go, there we there we go Past the Dolmaybe Now we in the inconsiderate mode baby Pass the old lady on the left hand side Cause getting to these shows is A matter of pride i jump the cat carrier Run the track faster than Ones who sat passive But clung to fat baggage I shove And act savage, now you learnin’ the pace Who the hell ever heard of a terminal change? Took a shuttle to a subway through A tunnel for a shuttle cramped up Cut me! the champ is getting bloody! And we pushin’ all the dummies who’re Standing in the left lane Of the sidewalk I’m distraught With the chest pain Dealin’ with the leg pains Devoted to the endgame of leavin’ On this motherfuckin’ jet plane Get to gate! Tell ‘em to wait! Shin splints shin splints Shin splints ahhhh Shin splints shin splints Shin splints shin splints Shin splints f*ck! They sayin the flight is tomorrow Of course Jesus Yeah
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Written by: D, BERNARD JR DOLAN, BERNARD JR OLAN
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