Pistol Dave
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Boom boom boom what’s up now, motherfucker? Dave, the ex-con driving old trucks Don’t give a flyin' f*ck if You’re sober or drunk Just move the hell over punk, hurry up go Dave threw a Big Gulp out the window There’s a pair of testicles hangin' Off the back bumper Where’s the dick? Sittin’ in The driver’s seat, brother Dave, the dusted dirtbag burnout We found him passed out in the Bathroom of some girl’s house When he came to, he was still in a daze He said, "What it do…I’m Pistol Dave’ Dave, the codeine freak with lower back pain Always knows a guy who knows a Guy from back in the day always like, ‘Hey I knew your pops growin’ up Looks like the fart doesn’t fall Far from the butt Tell your moms I said what up Ask your nana how lesbians make love Hey…when can we take drugs?' Dave, the dope fiend shootin’ dopes Who don’t know the meaning of homie nor bloke He said ‘I got bullets, hurry up run!’ Way too many triggers for a man with one gun He said ‘It’s no fun bein’ all work, or At least I’d rather work this piece, peace Be back in a minute don’t leave’ But like my dad don’t expect him Back when he goes for smokes legend has it I’m still waiting for Dave in Park Slope Dave, the first to draw, the quickest to aim (the quickest to aim) The fully loaded love we made (the love we made) He shot me through the heart and Now we'll never be the same So I sit and wait for Pistol Dave This dude was not the one to idolize More like the one to me To quickly say aight goodbye Never liked the guy The crew was drunk the driver’s twice as high Jumped ship Whole life flashin’ before my eyes Who the f*ck is this? Dave would bump his ugly lips Drove the bus half lit Few cans short of a six pack Flashing Russian prison tats (what?) I asked ‘im if he’d like to smoke He said ‘I’d like to get wet’ I said 'I’d like to get home' He said ‘I’d like to get head’ Commenced to using the CB to move his HPV My views of human decency would Cease to be the same But at least he was cheap He left without getting paid That’s Dave, the roadhog swallowin’ dust Who bought his own trucks with Marlboro Bucks That’s Dave, the first plague monkey in space I asked him for my lighter He punched me in the face That’s Dave, the truck stop handjob king Copped lube from the bathroom vending machine Got mean when we asked About the missing amount Took two bouncers and three cops To bring him down that’s Dave You have a prepaid call You will not be charged for this call This call is from an inmate At a federal prison This call is being recorded and Is subject to monitoring Hang up to decline the call or to accept Whoo started on a 69 Kissin’ on a hot piece of puss In between sips of fizzy wine These twin city piggies tryin’ to Hit me with a fine Like my middle initial isn’t ‘gimme mine’ Got me out there huggin’ her shoulder Like there hasn’t always been Dispensaries up in Boulder Like they’s never mention on me when They speak of the devil My name’s Dave, the pistol’s made of metal I told a webcam model ‘Call me Martian Brando’ The bandana headband hair like Rambo Commando, but the pants still saggin’ Dabbin’ in the bathroom with The mother of dragons She put the bus in reverse She mixed the dust with the herb and Then we fucked in the church, huh Trenchcoat feelin’ like Judd Nelson Yo, Dave, what the f*ck are they yellin’?
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Written by: BERNARD JR DOLAN, PAUL F LANDRY, SEAN MICHAEL DALEY
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