C-3PO
MC Chris
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I am 3PO c-3PO I am 3PO c-3PO Walk into the room I can presume you can see my gold Partner is an astromech My best friend and my bro Several different masters, make disasters Get sold bloke liked to choke, made me pro Broke the mold I speak every single speech in the Far reaches of the galaxy I'm pretty much a slave because I never see a salary Passed off as a present or We're purchased like we're property Bigots put detectors every vector It don't bother me Sometimes I'm on a mission and I'm wishing we could backtrack Sometimes a limb is missing or I'm in Chewbacca's backpack Can be a little whiny Have you seen my shiney hiney? Joints are always frozen, always holdin' You can try me i can get a little grimey Really do not like the dunes Want to take a bath until My robot hands are pruned Then we'll chase after my homey Who is suddenly seeking Obi Never tells me anything I talk too much he told me His name is C-3PO Protocol droid with the mean flow When he starts going, then he don't slow God in a pod, got your squad low His name is C-3PO Protocol droid with the mean flo-flo-flo-flow When he starts going, then he don't slow God in a pod, got your squad low Bitch asked if I spoke Bachi you got me, JK Yes you act like you don't like me Be polite or kiss my ass Moisture farmer is a hater Evaporators is my shit Curmudgeon begrudgingly submit's to my Divine mind tricks Now I'm with some blonde brat He's a map to Kenobi Someday we'll need a map to drag His ass back to his homies Told his groupies go blow me Rather milk my jabroni He turned out like his papi At least that Chacci had a Joanie He's binockin' on some Banthas We need answers and my android Tusken Raiders on a rampage Take advantage like they fanboys Then some joke in a cloak made These sandies wet their panties The sound they be switchin' In special editions sadly Got invited to his hideout No wonder he's a hermit Atrocious decoratin', I ain't hatin' Just observin' can we go back to Antilles Really sorry for the sour sound I've been powered down for an Hour now any flowers found? Speaking of gettin' burnt Beru and Owen are certainly smokin' Time to find a ship and Split before the enemy's awoken Into a bar we can not walk in So we chill right by his speeder Soon we're running to a Falcon I need talcum on my peter His name is C-3PO Protocol droid with the mean flow When he starts going, then he don't slow God in a pod, got your squad low His name is C-3PO Protocol droid with the mean flo-flo-flo-flow When he starts going, then he don't slow God in a pod, got your squad low Now there's pirates in our party and I'm hopin' that they're nice There's a presence that is sentient It's friendliest in flight She sniggers at his trigger happy Flyboy and his dice She speaks of revolution A solution with a price I keep telling him the likelihood Of living because f*ck 'em Let's go back to Yavin, let me plug in Get a f*ck in There's a protocol imperative imbedded In my heritage Now we're getting sucked in like It's a satisfying narrative It's no moon, a space station It's a true innovation It's a reason for vacation where's the Pod in this space ship? The charmer steals some armor and The farmer found his twin That part they didn't wipe, this isn't right They live in sin! I'm crushed 'cause they're crushed then I Realize that I saved them Obi Wan turns to dust We put pedal to the pavement Or the equivalent danger imminent This predicament ain't over yet Tell my astromech to switch my neck When we can have secretive sex His name is C-3PO Protocol droid with the mean flow When he starts going, then he don't slow God in a pod, got your squad low His name is C-3PO Protocol droid with the mean flow When he starts going, then he don't slow God in a pod, got your squad low
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