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Christopher Brendan Ward, better known by his stage name, MC Chris (stylized as mc chris) is an American rapper, voice actor, writer, and improvisational comedian. more »

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Here's the kicker name is Glicker
Son of Selma and Mel
My persnickety parents are my
Own version of hell
They're always grouchy cause
I'm slouching you know I'm covered in dirt
I know they only love me
But sometimes love really hurts
I didn't wanna go to camp
It was disgusting and damp
But my heart stared soaring
Saw this Victorian vamp
They were not like the others
Her and her brother
Her dour demeanor defeated me
I immediately loved her

I wouldn't build a birdhouse
I wouldn't ride a horse
Allergic to archery and terrified
Of tennis courts
Wasn't interested in crafts unless
We're talkin bout witches
F*ck Amanda Buckman and her
Brood of blonde bitches
They insisted I visit her
Hut for reading Hawking
I tried to act nonchalant
Her hotness got me gawking
I worshiped and adored her
I would be her devoted slave
I would let her have her way until
She put me in my grave

She's so extra cute, her face electrocutes
Aim a crossbow at your throat and
That's the end of you
Not prone to teenage tantrums
She's not a dream or phantom
Her name is Wednesday Addams
This is my Wednesday Anthem

Say Wednesday's child is warmness full of woe
Her feet are sweet but did you
Know that one has six toes
She's the unholy maggot that's always
Feasting on my soul
Total fan of soft rock and
She's completely lost control
She's pale, got pigtails and two eyes so wide
Homicide's on her mind all the
Time and that's fine
Dressed like someone died but I
Think that's just her style
She acts like she don't like me
But I think that's just denial
Now I'm no longer languid
My life lost in daydream
She hated everybody before it went mainstream
Got a serious collection of
Serial killer trading cards
But I'd trade my whole collection for
A connection with her heart
Got a message in my mail "Meet
At the skeleton after dark"
Got invited to a wedding
It's not a date but it's a start
I wonder if she cares
Will we kiss before we part?
Underestimated her enemy let's be
Sweet beneath the stars

Others glare and get a sense of ominous dread
I think she's cute I want to
Cuddle in her octopus bed
Other campers think they're cunning but
She leaves them running scared
She'll always be my Pocahontas and
I'll be her Running Bear
These teens seem prim and proper but
They're rotten and they're mean
But she's Gomez Addams' daughter they ought
To get in her guillotine
These privileged young adults are fault and
Some are kind of teens
They fail to see her greatness
Their lameness is whats obscene
She says she doesn't hug
Her and her brother are contagious
But I somehow fell in love
With this poison sipping Pagan
Must be practicing witchcraft I'm
Compelled by Cupid's Curse
She's frightful and delightful my
Heart is rightfully hers
Burnt their village to the ground
Decided I wanted to stab one
Parted ways and seventh grade would
Split us like an atom
Her hero's a witch burned in 1706
My hero's the girl I love
A little witch in Winterfixed

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