The Real Deadpool Rap
MC Chris
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K A T A N A slice You don’t wanna roll the dice Don’t have dough to be payin the price Call me fire marshall bill cuz I’m fire on the mic Dead pool dead pool dead pool dead pool This is verse one it’s the worst One another person should write it I’m the proponent of dope moments The owner of xmen’s excited I’m an asshole that’s altered seeking Cough syrup for cancer Got this jerk disease for eternity you Can’t murder me you bastards I bounce back like big sean Never been gone too long Regeneration is overrated just like the Rating of this song I like gun play and gumball i Like fun yall that’s me When i’m not biz blowing up Shit i watch disney xd The saskatchewan that you straddle on put A saddle on then ride I’m not attractive but sexually Active leave the mask on if you don’t mind Impatient with relationships or complacent With the friendzone If ur worth pursuing i’ll put my goo In and say chewie we’re home I’m a virgin that can’t drive I’m just lying as if I’m capable and insatiable and that’s how I got my own kid I’m distant and i’m detached i’m Dangeorus she don’t need that No tea parties just tea bags now hit’m With the hook mc pee pants I’m deadpool im so cool i might School these fools whats up I’m the sexiest don’t text me If i’m eating mexican food Make a masterpiece with badassery that the Comics code would call cruel I’m the mercenery with vocabulary make My advesaries go boom Second verse i’m so diverse i’m A deadly weapon plus derp They point and aim and then i mostly maim Then i post a pic and eat nerds Cut you to pieces in an action sequence That’s a demo then a franchise Got a recipe for your rest in peace It’s best to be the bad guy I pounce quick then i punch pricks Then bounce rich get more pouches Then i f*ck chicks then i make quips then I put a chimichanga in my mouth bitch I know it’s sounds sick and My amounts thick and Every comment that i make is so arrousing But i’m missing all my marbles something Lousy, let me out please Don’t wanna crowd please But im on fleek i’m so cray bust a Cap in the ass of bad hombres It’s a fact that i’m effective Check it so paid but I never cash my checks in so no cocaine Drink a barrel of budweiser but i’m so lame Just a couple tranquilizers and i’m ok For a minute fantasize that i’m home safe but It never lasts long got a broke brain No joking always joking unless it’s pussy Popping time them i’m poking Until it’s broken i’m out spoken it Confuses all criminals no croaking Just carnage bloody body parts turn an Army into arby’s rocking party hard But the hardest part is in the homes Department no marital bliss just martial arts I missed out on a mansion amidst The mist and pine trees More like a squatter crashin Abandoned crime scene I cash out in my cache with a Blind as a bat black lady She’s tempremental but preferential to my Xtra special man gravy My brains obnoxious got more caption Boxes than grandpa batman returns It’s madcap or doctor bong or some person I can’t place i’m not sure Talk to myself my mental health is a Vengefull hell that i’m trapped in My healing factor has made me backwards Now i’m am assassin what happened? Cuz my brain is broke i see shit you don’t I can banter outer beings and it’s bonkers Siracha with the watcher contemplator On the fader bacci Ball in the backyard of the beyonder It’s awkward they’re fandom fools So i hook’m up with funko pop panda pool I really do not want to get a bad Review so i hit’m with That trademark attitude Work alone on a job or it's hyrda bob Or the deadpool corps or some cyborg dork I got so many titles it’s Like i stole the store I don’t have any rivals i just spit for sport I like lady deadpool she’s the pool to pork Make a married motherfucker get A fool’s divorce She’s not into self incest pool abort need a Mirror and beer is my clear retort I’m self effacing and self aware let’s face It i’m amazing my receipts are rare Count on more R ratings Better be prepared shit's Gotta get gross to keep the theater there Freddy kruegger saved the supes It’s truth to bear Every studio should stoop and Lick my pooper hairs The director got ejected and they Recouped his chair you know The sequel’s gonna suck i’ll Take an uber there I killed the comics and their inspirations Killed everyone i could with no hesitation Went to the marvel writers room Festooned with notations too Metaphysical for a buffoon with no face left Breaking fourth walls i got Jericho genitals always Taking prat falls im on terrible edibles I puked in my mask it was incredible (beat) con corals give me oral because They put me on a pedestal
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