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Monty Python (sometimes known as The Pythons) was a British surreal comedy group that created Monty Python's Flying Circus, a British television comedy sketch show that first aired on the BBC on 5 October 1969. Forty-five episodes were made over four series. The Python phenomenon developed from the television series into something larger in scope and impact, spawning touring stage shows, films, numerous albums, several books and a stage musical as well as launching the members to individual stardom. The group's influence on comedy has been compared to The Beatles' influence on music. more »

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Two men in a pub

Norman: Is your wife agoereh? Know what I
Mean? Know what I mean? Nudge
Nudge nudge nudge know what I mean?
Say no moreknow what I mean?

Him: I beg your pardon?

Norman: Your wifedoes she, er
Does she 'go' -
Eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean
Know what I mean? Nudge nudge say no more

Him: Well, she sometimes goes, yes

Norman: I bet she does i bet she does i
Bet she does know what I mean? Nudge nudge
Him: I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you

Norman: Follow me follow me i
Like that that's good a
Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh?
(elbow gesture rubs it)

Him: Are you trying to sell something?

Norman: Selling, selling very good very good
(hand tilting quickly) Oh
Wicked wicked you're wicked eh? Know what
I mean know what I
Mean? Nudge nudge know what I
Mean? Nudge nudge nudge nudge
(leaning over to him
Making eye gesture speaks slowly) Saynomore
(leans back as if having
Imparted a great secret)

Him: But

Norman: (stops him with finger which he lays alongside nose gives slight tap) Your wife is she, eh is she a sport eh?

Him: She likes sport, yes!

Norman: I bet she does, I bet she does!

Him: She is very fond of cricket
As a matter of fact

Norman: (leans across, looking away) Who isn't, eh? Know what I mean likes games, likes games knew she would knew she would knew she would likes games, eh? She's been around, eh? Been around?

Him: She's traveled she's from Purley

Norman: Ohoh say no more
Say no more say no more -
Purley, say no more purley, eh?
Know what I mean
Know what I mean say no more

Him: (about to speak can't think of anything to say)
Norman: (leers, grinning) Your wife interested in er (waggles head, leans across) photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs, 'he asked him knowingly'

Him: Photography?

Norman: Yes nudge nudge snap snap
Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?

Him: Holiday snaps?

Norman: Could be
Could be taken on holiday could
Be yes - swimming
Costumes know what I mean candid
Photography know what I mean, nudge nudge

Him: No, no we don't have a camera

Norman: Oh still
(slaps hands lightly twice) Woah!
Eh? Wo-oah! Eh?

Him: Look, are you insinuating something?

Norman: Ohnono yes

Him: Well?

Norman: Well i mean er, I mean you're a
Man of the world, aren't youi mean, er
You've er you've been there haven't
Youi mean you've been aroundeh?

Him: What do you mean?

Norman: Well I mean like you've
Eryou've done iti mean like
You knowyou'veeryou've sleptwith a lady
Him: Yes

Norman: What's it like?

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