Church Chat
Frank Zappa
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(somebody in the crowd yells in something In French what is it?) You know today the church is in a Terrible state the bucks just arent Rollin in like they used to and When the bucks don't come in The church comes up with a new gimmick to Make you spend to go to heaven Now I know you don't know What I'm talking about, but what The f*ck but anyway, listen to This ladies and gentlemen When the church wants to get your Money they remind you about hell (Whoo hoo hoo ha ha) If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell (oui-oui) Well let me give you an example This boy over here Tell em about it Brother Zappa Sometimes people say: That if You f*ck somebody (oh lord) it's a sin (oui-oui) this May or may not be true (Testify) This boy not only fucked Somebody with his organ But he also fucked a Girl with a guitar, with an umbrella With a zuchinni, with a shoe With an enema bag What else did you do? A vibrato bar A vibrato bar! Some people would say this is a sin and If you sin youre gonna go to hell Well ladies and gentlemen: There ain't no hell (oui) There is no such thing as hell (oui) There is no hell, there is only France! (oui-oui) oui, oui
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Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa
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