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Frank Zappa

Frank Vincent Zappa (December 21, 1940 – December 4, 1993) was an American composer, singer-songwriter, guitarist, recording engineer, record producer and film director. In a career spanning more than 30 years, Zappa wrote rock, jazz, orchestral and musique concrète works. He also directed feature-length films and music videos, and designed album covers. Zappa produced almost all of the more than 60 albums he released with the band The Mothers of Invention and as a solo artist. While in his teens, he acquired a taste for 20th-century classical composers such as Edgard Varèse, Igor Stravinsky, and Anton Webern along with 1950s rhythm and blues music. He began writing classical music in high school, while at the same time playing drums in rhythm and blues bands… more »


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(somebody in the crowd yells in something
In French what is it?)
You know today the church is in a
Terrible state the bucks just arent
Rollin in like they used to and
When the bucks don't come in
The church comes up with a new gimmick to
Make you spend to go to heaven

Now I know you don't know
What I'm talking about, but what
The f*ck but anyway, listen to
This ladies and gentlemen
When the church wants to get your
Money they remind you about hell
(Whoo hoo hoo ha ha)

If you commit a sin you're gonna go to hell
(oui-oui)

Well let me give you an example
This boy over here

Tell em about it Brother Zappa

Sometimes people say: That if
You f*ck somebody
(oh lord) it's a sin (oui-oui) this
May or may not be true

(Testify)

This boy not only fucked
Somebody with his organ
But he also fucked a
Girl with a guitar, with an umbrella
With a zuchinni, with a shoe
With an enema bag

What else did you do? A vibrato bar
A vibrato bar!

Some people would say this is a sin and
If you sin youre gonna go to hell

Well ladies and gentlemen:
There ain't no hell (oui)
There is no such thing as hell (oui)
There is no hell, there is only France!
(oui-oui) oui, oui

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Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa

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