Dear Jeepers
Frank Zappa
Become A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons!
-Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells Oh, how wonderful! I just Love letters that are Perfumed oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence Of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it! "Dear Jeepers It was so nice of you to attend My party at the castle last Week you and Doris Make such a lovely couple i'm Also very glad to Have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and Funkin the Rat it was so much fun when we all Played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf ' Oh yes! And 'Electrical Chairs ' When everybody sat Down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha ha ha! Oh Such fun! " Uh doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew And to continue now "Although the party was supposed to be rot Luck, it turned out to be Pot luck it was still Lovely of you to bring along That 'Leg of Lepre- Chaun au Gratin ' Desdemona wants the recipe Well, I'm i'm rather exhausted, so I i must Close now the sun is coming up and I must Return to the crypt sincerely, Count Dracula Oh, P s here's a riddle: Where there's a will, what's the way? " Ho-ho! Ha ha ha
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Written by: Frank Vincent Zappa
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