Angry Birds Rap
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Yeah! It's your boy, Red Word up to my cocks in the henhouse It's about time we put these Swine in their place uh, uh, uh Little piggy, little piggy let me come in Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin I got an appetite and I'm Comin' for your eggs How you gonna take 'em if You don't have any legs? Airstrike inbound, got the piggies shakin' Anybody else like the smell of fresh bacon? Birds of a feather flock together Two heads are good, but three are better There is nothing that can hold us back We're tearing down your walls, wood Stone and glass Who built your house? Cuz it's useless, bro You pigs should be on a Home Improvement show Hey Terence! What? Do the bulldozer Flatten these hogs like a pork steamroller My turn to fly, now the game's over Piggies ain't safe, 'cuz I don't eat Kosher Angry is what you made me But when you mess with my nest Can you blame me? 'Cuz I got more rage than a case of rabies That's the reason everybody wants to play me Piggies hate me when I get angry I take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily Like it was my job, someone oughta pay me Now you know what happens when You make me angry It won't be my eggs you have for lunch Trust him on that, because he packs a punch Beware me, I'm a very scary canary The bird you call on when You need a Hail Mary I make a big impact, doubling the rubble Chuck's got feathers you don't wanna ruffle I'm the kind of birdy who Stays away from trouble But if trouble troubles me I'm putting trouble in a bubble Somebody say my name? I came to grab a snack You just ate dinner Shouldn't you be cutting back? Well, I can't help my metabolism's fast Besides, sometimes it pays to be fat Hal's in the house, so nobody fear I'll boomerang around 'em Then I'll pound 'em in the rear I'm sick of these pigs like I got swine flu Time to wipe 'em out, someone light my fuse I'm just an angry bird nobody's angrier Soon enough, you will learn to fear birds That's right piggies, ya heard it here first Build a castle and we'll knock it down Because we are the hardest cocks around Call us crazy, flying off slingshots But nothing you do is gonna stop this flock We're just a bunch of cocky cocks Flying high and droppin' bombs I got these dumb hogs all shell-shocked Hope you guys like your pork cooked well done This is our nest and we're gonna protect it We'll hit you pigs where you least expect it Fall back, piggies! We're surrounded! Ooh, new high score let me tweet about it I got a golden egg Now you're gonna get snubbed I'll be rolling in the dough while You're rolling in the mud Throw up the white flag! Time to surrender! We'll give you a whooping You don't wanna remember Anytime, any place, any freakin' season We love killin' piggies We don't even need a reason Angry is what you made me But when you mess with my nest Can you blame me? 'Cuz I got more rage than a case of rabies That's the reason everybody wants to play me Piggies hate me when I get angry I take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily Like it was my job, someone oughta pay me Now you know what happens when You make me angry I'm just an angry bird nobody's angrier Soon enough, you will learn to fear birds That's right piggies, ya heard it here first Build a castle and we'll knock it down Because we are the hardest cocks around You know, that last line I probably shoulda rephrased that, but, uh Ah, whatever
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Written by: JOHN GELARDI, TIMOTHY AMES
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