Like a Sloth
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Welcome to the jungle Hope you're ready for war We've been taking over while The predators snore Fresh out the cage, here to settle a score And when I'm not in battle Then I'm getting adored Inherited the planet when humanity vanished Guessed that happened when I took A nap in the branches Don't be quick to judge What we lack in speed We make up for with the Fact that we're packing heat Check it, my swag level's at the max Leave it up to a sloth to bring fashion back My hat's so fancy, put me in Vogue I come strutting down the catwalk Striking a pose I've evolved from sloth to monster Knock you on your ass like a shot of vodka Animal control, what's their number? I just saw a sloth with a rocket launcher Run for cover, that's a recommendation All our friends are coming - We sent out invitations Mom's on my back like what's that noise? Don't be a drag, it's the beastly Boys Swing around a lightsaber like a Jedi You can call me Aaron Burr, I'm a deadeye You and my machete oughtta keep in touch Let's get buffet at Pizza Hutt I chow, like a sloth i plow, like a sloth Wild out, like a sloth I'll be holdin' it down proud, like a sloth With style, like a sloth And I smile, like a sloth Never wearing a frown i'm loud, like a sloth On the prowl, like a sloth I devour, like a sloth no one can ever doubt I'm downing pizzas by the box I'll crown myself like I'm the boss (Like a Sloth) Sloth - the greatest sin of them all We'll hit you even harder than A kick in the balls Lady sloths cannot keep their paws off us Probably cause they know what A hoverboard costs us You can never handle a mammal like me I think I even got Chewbacca In my family tree Time to get your ass acquainted with my laser F*ck the motherfuckers saying That we're endangered Fall to your knees before my sloth army Brought enough ruckus to rock Your block party Rolling as a pack, with primitive instincts Just like Backstreet, we keep in NSync We're not a boyband, that shit stinks It's time to leave these species extinct If you're not a sloth, it's time to die You can just say, Bye Bye Bye Bye For the last time, we're not a boyband C'mon, Snugglez, you got us annoyed, man But we could use some harmony do we have to? Come on, get on your feet Three toes, with one beating heart We've been best friends, from the start Can someone cut that part? I chow, like a sloth i plow, like a sloth Wild out, like a sloth I'll be holdin' it down proud, like a sloth With style, like a sloth And I smile, like a sloth Never wearing a frown i'm loud, like a sloth On the prowl, like a sloth I devour, like a sloth no one can ever doubt I'm downing pizzas by the box I'll crown myself like I'm the boss (Like a Sloth) I see in your future, fortuitous fortune Damn, really?! No, just a lot of pizza and Pepto Bismol F*ck yeah! I got a ravenous appetite Papa John's, anyone? Get a stack of pies! Can we add a side? I would have some fries What about the crust with The cheese packed inside? Yo Domino's delivers! That's the baddest kind But all the local shops close up after 9 We need 3 at least get the massive size How many calories? Don't make me laugh, you guys ding Dong Who's that? Yo I ordered online Motherfucker, I don't want any Anchovies on mine Did we get any veggie? Pepperoni is fine You know it's all about the dough Bitch throw me a slice I like'em crusty, but equally greasy I bring the spice, cause I'm a saucy beastie Yo 3 Toe that joke was cheesy We need Pepto Bismol believe me My diet's causing complications I'd be fine if not for constipation I love this pizza, I'll be damned if I quit Literally, I can't give a shit Sorry kids, this isn't a Disney movie We got the beast but we dropped the beauty We'll blast your ass with shotguns and uzis This is a problem, I can't drop a dookie I chow, like a sloth i plow, like a sloth Wild out, like a sloth I'll be holdin' it down proud, like a sloth With style, like a sloth And I smile, like a sloth Never wearing a frown i'm loud, like a sloth On the prowl, like a sloth I devour, like a sloth no one can ever doubt I'm downing pizzas by the box I'll crown myself like I'm the boss
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Written by: JOHN GELARDI, TIMOTHY AMES
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