Caught Up In Garden Warfare
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Ladies and gentlemen Prepare yourselves for the Ultimate post-apocalyptic showdown Um, uh, excuse me Can we change it up a little bit? Zombie soldier is reporting for duty Camouflage on, cuz it's gonna be a doozy The plants have struck Now we gotta take em on Take a big whiff of my super stink bomb Talk about stink, you smell like death You gotta go green if you wanna be the best See, I'm a sunflower, and with my sun power All I need's a little light to Make a laser gun outta I'm the token undead scientist Keeping my fellow zombies all alive as shit Haha! A logical paradox Now watch for my dolphin shotgun shots What happens when a zombie doctor Comes face to face with a hungry chomper? (Lunchtime) I'll put you where my teeth is You undead geeks can rest in pieces Whoa, oh oh oh no Caught up in Garden Warfare Whoa, oh oh oh no And I could not be more scared Whoa, oh oh oh no Caught up in Garden Warfare Whoa, oh oh oh no Better eat your veggies every single day Open up wide (puda-puda-puda, yay) Sorry that you died, I didn't mean to Have a couple more peas with a chili bean too I was on varsity for four straight years After I tackle you Hear the ringing in your ears Dropping imp punts like volcanic eruptions All I care about is organic destruction Proudly as cacti we stand You know you want a taste Of my ice cream hands Don't touch my needles or They'll make you cry Watch your step (POW) , potato mine Attention: undead revenge is here Presented to you by the engineer I'm coming at you with a jackhammer attack Plus you can see half of my fat-ass crack (sorry) Whoa, oh oh oh no Caught up in Garden Warfare Whoa, oh oh oh no And I could not be more scared Whoa, oh oh oh no Caught up in Garden Warfare Whoa, oh oh oh no Oh my God They keep killing everything around Nobody left throughout the town I can't believe what's going down Wait, did you just hear that sound? Can't decide which is worse Hate those leafy evil jerks Zombies ate up my neighbours And soon it's gonna be my turn! Mmm, delicious! I was gonna eat him! Sorry, bitches got my mind on my hungry Hungry on my mind Well, the next human being we see is mine! Sounds to me like a little zombie's mad The desert called and they want you back Zombies, they're all the same to me I've seen enough of 'em on AMC I'll pluck your petals and tell You who loves me Only a mother could love something ugly Ha ha, yeah, or your dad too Oh, I'm sorry, did someone ask you? (Arguing) The fatter they are, the better they taste Whoa, oh oh oh no Caught up in Garden Warfare Whoa, oh oh oh no And I could not be more scared Whoa, oh oh oh no Caught up in Garden Warfare whoa, oh oh oh
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Written by: JOHN GELARDI, TIMOTHY AMES
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