Pee is Stored in the Balls

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The T-rex king was on a commercial airliner
Flown by captain Robert Mugabe
And you have to remember that 65 million years ago
The planes didn't even have bathrooms in them
The t-rex king had to piss
The t-rex king had to piss real bad
So he had no other option but to crack open a window
Pull out is massive dong
And start peeing down from the heavens
His balls enveloped the entire aircraft
The stewardesses were confused as to why all the windows were suddenly blocked
By this massive scaley erection
And of course the turkey neck balls hanging on either side of the airplane's body
The t rex king didn't care
He really had to go and he had been holding it in for a long, long time
He had been holding it in real long (how long?)
So the t-rex king started singing
He got himself ready to immerse the world
In a song that went something like this

Pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls

There you have it
The pee left the plane
And as soon as it left the plane
Some of it turned into an immense piss icicle
And hurtled down to the earth at a speed of 100 Peter's per Buck
That's real fast
Some of those icicles killed all of the pterodactyls
And down on ground, Fast Tony was appalled
He tried to tell the dinosaurs to stop this debauchery
To stop storing all their pee in their balls
Which were massively overloaded by the time the cretaceous came to an end
And Fast Tony was so sad but there was nothing that could be done about it
The only thing left to do was to join in the song

Pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls
Pee is stored in the balls!
Pee is stored in the balls!
Pee is stored in the balls!
Pee is stored in the balls!

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Written by: Ben Koblmiller, Noah Dommaschk

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