Spelling Song
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Hey, Mister Webster, can keep a little secret? And promise never to T, E, L, L? Since I was just a little C, H, I, L, D I never learned to S, P, E, L, L Can you H, E, L, P me? Oh, P, L, E, A, S, E? Oh, Mister Webster, I got loads of problems Like when I go to the S, T, O, R, E: Store Because I never read the S, I, G, N, S I think they charge me M, O, R, E: More What a R, I, P, O, F, F I know they're charging me more You put the I before the E unless it's after a C Or when it sounds like an A, as in "neighbor" or "weigh" Oh, there's so many different rules, it's hard to keep from cryin' Quite frankly, Mister Webster, it's a P, A, I, N Now, when I go to do my income taxes Sign on the dotted L, I, N, E: Line But if I never even spell my name right How will they know it's M, I, N, E: Mine? Can you spell IRS, sir? That's A, U, D, I, T Oh, Mister Webster, sir, they're such a nuisance These crazy spelling rules Don't think I'm even gonna try to learn them 'Cause man, I ain't no F, U, L, E: Fool Who do you think I am, sir? I said I ain't no fool You put the I before the E unless it's after a C Or when it sounds like an A, as in "neighbor" or "weigh" Oh, there's so many different rules, it's hard to keep from cryin' Quite frankly, Mister Webster, it's a P, A, I, N
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