Spelling Song

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Hey, Mister Webster, can keep a little secret?
And promise never to T, E, L, L?
Since I was just a little C, H, I, L, D
I never learned to S, P, E, L, L
Can you H, E, L, P me?
Oh, P, L, E, A, S, E?

Oh, Mister Webster, I got loads of problems
Like when I go to the S, T, O, R, E: Store
Because I never read the S, I, G, N, S
I think they charge me M, O, R, E: More
What a R, I, P, O, F, F
I know they're charging me more

You put the I before the E unless it's after a C
Or when it sounds like an A, as in "neighbor" or "weigh"
Oh, there's so many different rules, it's hard to keep from cryin'
Quite frankly, Mister Webster, it's a P, A, I, N

Now, when I go to do my income taxes
Sign on the dotted L, I, N, E: Line
But if I never even spell my name right
How will they know it's M, I, N, E: Mine?
Can you spell IRS, sir?
That's A, U, D, I, T

Oh, Mister Webster, sir, they're such a nuisance
These crazy spelling rules
Don't think I'm even gonna try to learn them
'Cause man, I ain't no F, U, L, E: Fool
Who do you think I am, sir?
I said I ain't no fool

You put the I before the E unless it's after a C
Or when it sounds like an A, as in "neighbor" or "weigh"
Oh, there's so many different rules, it's hard to keep from cryin'
Quite frankly, Mister Webster, it's a P, A, I, N

 Become A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons!

Written by: Eric Ridenour

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