A horse is a horse

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Here's a little story bout a horse named Blu
Who wanted to be a big tractor
With more horsepower and a vroom like sound
He'd be powerful ever after

And so he began taking gasoline pills
To dial himself up a notch
Well low and behold now what did he find
He'd sprouted a monster crotch

He thought I'll make this tractor obsolete
And proceeded to haul more ass
But what the vet neglected to mention was
He'd have to eat a shit-ton of grass

A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
Unless it's got tractor envy
Horsepower
Is a drug to make one smug
And send you into a frenzy
A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
Unless it's got tractor envy
Horsepower
Is a drug to make one smug
And send you into a frenzy

While hanging at the trough with the other steeds
He said address me as vroom
I've transcended the workhorse meme
And I roll like a sonic boom

But victory is sometimes a two edged sword
As most of you may have heard
All the broncos saw the manure pile up
And instead called him shit-bird

Vroom couldn't understand why the mustangs laughed
And the fillies all got scared away
Ya gotta be careful what you wish for
Cuz Rome wasn't built in a day

A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
Unless it's got tractor envy
Horsepower
Is a drug to make one smug
And send you into a frenzy
A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
Unless it's got tractor envy
Horsepower
Is a drug to make one smug
And send you into a frenzy

Now nature is what nature does
And consequence gives quite the buzz
As once you go, you can't come back
Like a one way ticket to a heart attack

A horse ain't a tractor nor is it a plough
The tackle that you gots in the here and now
Cuz the grass ain't greener in the other field
And the tools you got should be what you wield

Now you might say not "why?" but why not
But surgery and pills just hurts a lot
If ya wanna be strong, well that's inside
So wear your inner horse with pride

A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
Unless it's got tractor envy
Horsepower
Is a drug to make one smug
And send you into a frenzy
A horse is a horse
Of course, of course
Unless it's got tractor envy
Horsepower
Is a drug to make one smug
And send you into a frenzy

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