Count Olaf vs Robbie Rotten

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The "world's greatest actor"' sets the stage for an upstaging
Since taking the cake activates this cosplayer's engagement
As you wake from hibernation, I mean well with my own forthcoming
Your only claim to fame's a meme to spite your shortcomings
Of course its unfortunate, you're the lankest in your aimless town
You wear my patience out, I've faced other Anxious Clowns
It's crazy how he dreams of schemes that he's never achieving
LazyTown's sleeping on this fiend, it's even ran by a Scheving
Don't over plan a plan, I set the gold standard for villainy
The villain number one lands second when Olaf is on the scene
Seeing is believing, peep the ankle for some reasoning
Though VFDs won't cease my Visceral Fiscal Deceiving
Seeking out those pesky Baudelaires drove me down a slippery slope
But, even now, I've yet to drop hard like your gimmicky show
Kids became too lazy to stream, took your advice
And since your ratings decreased, Nick put your show on ice

Alarmed by un-fit rhymes, the master of disguise awakens
Here to leave you like the Baudelaire home - engulfed in blazes
Wasting you with iller quips, this fun guy spits toxic
Hosting beatings at a premium, don't let your kids watch it
He was fostered by unfortunate events
Even CO2 couldn't douse those flames
And what's this? He adopted orphans to his contempt
And it led C.O. to house his own shame
I've faced greater sadists, a list rivaled by your forehead
That island's the right end for a washed-up orphan
Framing me in failing only proves your hypocrisy
Cause banking on change made you a straggler on the sea
Kept acting with your wacky cast 'til Esme acted out of fashion
Then Olaf ran out of plans and promptly left his ass cashed in
I could pop Sportacus' blimp with that ridged chin
But to fix Snicket, you had the wrong tools in your Kit

As the first round ended, this fight turned a page
A phrase which here means a change between their displays
Equipped with many outfits, Olaf devised his final plan
He picked his best fits, stepped in, then dissed this idle man

R.R., You are a Pirate! Ye pilfered the Grinch's shtick
Ye should make like Aunt Josephine and quickly dip
On that thought, despite thee leg, I can't stand this bloke
Leeching off me like yer stuck in Lake Lachrymose
So, this loaf will be toast once I tag in the coach
Though, even with Soccerbot, your humor ain't landing bro
That periscope's out of focus if he can't notice his damned actions
Your show got shipwrecked 'cause you're a sham captain
Disses are dismissed, Genghis Khan-cretely busts 'em down
The fourth wall is baseless when your lair's six feet underground
It's true, youthful misfortunes sparked my efforts to end orphans
But I didn't need the seven sins to eject my endorphins

Yarr har, fiddle dee dee
If ye wish to step to me
Ye defeat is set in scree
You are a virus
Pirating off the deeds of ye team, a faulty decree of dominancy
Violet altered ye Altar scheme, now, you've expired
Tired of activity, I exorcised the exercise out
You only exercise some stupid ways to gaslight Klaus
Despite his library, he can't be taxed to look up answers
Stalking children? I'll task a bastard with the book of manners
Rule Number One: don't treat those with treasure like they're lesser
If you can't weather the pressure, then your death would be my pleasure
Rule Number Two: if loss isn't an option, double-check who you're crossing
Now I'm off to bed, as you rot in your coffin

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