The Joe Biden Blues

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Mark Kaye

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Went down to the gas station because I ran out of gas
Tried to fill my tank but I didn't have enough cash
Called up my banker on my cellular phone
Said I need some gasoline I'm going to have to take a loan
He said I can't help you and to make matters worse
The price to fill your tank is even more than your car's worth
And I said

Thanks Joe Biden
Thanks Joe Biden
Looks like I'm walking instead of riding
Thanks to old Joe Biden

Ran out of eggs so I went down to the store
Walked back to the dairy case but they didn't have no more
I said to the manager You think you going to get some more in
He said, Not as long as the President's name is Joe Biden
I walked back home got a text message from my cousin
He said I can sell you eggs for only $50 bucks a dozen
And I said

Thanks Joe Biden
Thanks Joe Biden
Yeah I got no eggs for frying
Thanks to old Joe Biden

My uncle's in Ohio breathing in toxic gas fumes
Every time I leave my house I'm being watched by big balloons
Everything's expensive my paycheck is a joke
Our border's nonexistent and our military's woke
Our country is imploding nobody even cares
And the man in charge can't even walk up a flight of stairs
And I said

Thanks Joe Biden
Thanks Joe Biden
Let me be frank Joe Biden
You really stank Joe Biden
Yeah our country is declining
Thanks to old Joe Biden

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