Merlot
I can't shit because I'm a tree.
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Take a sip of that merlot And watch a movie about how he's not drinking Any of that fucking merlot Write a song about you And tell a joke about writing songs about you The joke is getting old But it's my party and I'll laugh if I want to What's this guy's fucking problem Look I don't know hey I don't know I mean it's a difficult question can I think about it And answer you tomorrow I got into the habit of sometimes drinking green tea I guess my latest gimmick is always feeling imcomplete And I'll never learn to play jazz piano And the switches in my brain They're stuck on a ghost radio Let's burn the witch on a stake I am the witch and this song is the stake Everytime I play it it lights up a heady fire The fire can keep me warm in a place that burns forever And I beleive in magic I just don't always believe in the words of magicians The tarrot cards told me that I would see you again Well I'll be happy to know if the tarrot cards are smarter Than I am
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