Merlot

I can't shit because I'm a tree.


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Take a sip of that merlot
And watch a movie about how he's not drinking
Any of that fucking merlot

Write a song about you
And tell a joke about writing songs about you
The joke is getting old
But it's my party and I'll laugh if I want to

What's this guy's fucking problem
Look I don't know hey I don't know
I mean it's a difficult question can I think about it
And answer you tomorrow
I got into the habit of sometimes drinking green tea
I guess my latest gimmick is always feeling imcomplete

And I'll never learn to play jazz piano
And the switches in my brain
They're stuck on a ghost radio

Let's burn the witch on a stake
I am the witch and this song is the stake
Everytime I play it it lights up a heady fire
The fire can keep me warm in a place that burns forever

And I beleive in magic
I just don't always believe in the words of magicians
The tarrot cards told me that I would see you again
Well I'll be happy to know if the tarrot cards are smarter
Than I am

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Written by: Henry Sung

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