Situation Nominal (All F​ired Up​!​)

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Captain Corbin

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Everything was nominal and then we lost telemetry
Now we have an unscheduled rapid disassembly
"Lithospheric braking" is what I write down
It sounds a lot better than "it crashed into the ground"
I finish my report and send it to my supervisor
Now I've got to drug test and have a breathalyzer
He shouted to my face "what the hell is wrong with you?"
Our customers are mad because of this SNAFU!

Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Everything is blown away (you won't go to space today!)

Now we're out in space and we maximize utility
Following the rules of space sustainability
Our data stream says the situation's nominal
But space traffic says we're outgassing volatiles
Drifting out in GEO to another orbit slot
Making other operators nervous and distraught
The government asked "what the hell is wrong with you?"
Our customers are mad because of this SNAFU!

Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Everything is blown away (you won't go to space today!)

Embrace the SNAFU! (Before it's FUBAR!)
Embrace the SNAFU! (Before it's FUBAR!)
Embrace the SNAFU! (Before it's FUBAR!)
Embrace the SNAFU! (Before it's FUBAR!)
Embrace the SNAFU! (Before it's FUBAR!)
Embrace the SNAFU! (Before it's FUBAR!)
Embrace the SNAFU! (Before it's FUBAR!)
Embrace the SNAFU! (Before it's FUBAR!)

Damn these satellites and their pitiful fragility
If I don't correct it, we will face a liability
Light the ion thrusters up as if we're tryna rave hard
Gotta send this mess up to the orbital graveyard
Finally get it up to its derelict home
Trying not to cause a bout of Kepler Syndrome
The owner operator wonders how it failed so hard
Our financiers are mad but hey at least it's not FUBAR

Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Situation Nominal! (All fired up!)
Situation Nominal! (It's not FUBAR!)
Situation Nominal! (It's not FUBAR!)
Situation Nominal! (It's not FUBAR!)
Situation Nominal! (It's not FUBAR!)
Everything is blown away (you won't go to space today!)

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