The Two-Body Problem

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Captain Corbin

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Let's start this operation like we're in math class
But we'll do it backwards, a reverse PEMDAS
Add some attraction, subtract our clothes
Divide your legs, and multiply our pheromones
I'll take you on an exponential cosmic ride
And we'll make these parentheticals the new sixty-nine
I'm an integral lying tangent to your curves
Let's do these exercises, it's what you deserve

Two body problem!
Makin' love in outer space!
It's the two-body problem!
Following nature's laws and Kepler's too
You've got me fired up, I wanna give it to you
The two-body problem!

Let switch gears and talk chemistry
You plus me is balanced stoichiometry
I'll pump your body full of dopamine
Have you screaming for my touch like a serotonin fiend
Forming more bonds than a carbon chain
Got more chemical potential than the highest octane
Like hypergolic fuel, you'll explode from my contact
So get strapped in and prepare for impact

Two body problem!
Doin' the nasty in outer space!
It's the two-body problem!
Up against the copula, we'll take in the view
My rocket's getting ready, gonna launch it at you
It's the two-body problem!

Let's change our orbit to a physics class
I'll accelerate some force through your center of mass
Turning our potential to kinetic energy
Feeling the friction from viscosity
I'll use my unit vector to fill your null void
Make your head spin like a Newton cycloid
Your body and our variables are well-defined
So I'll do percussive maintenance on you from behind

Two body problem!
Taking care of our bones in outer space
It's the two-body problem!
Studying the curves of your anatomy
Our intertwining limbs will weave a tapestry
It's the two-body problem!

No, you're not getting hit with GCRs
But your body pulsing heavy like a mega-quasar
Now I'm feeling like a modern Casanova
Hope you're ready when you make me go supernova
Want to add another and break the mold?
Then we'll solve this new problem with manifolds
Turns out we can do it analytically
One plus one plus another makes three

Three body problem!
Menage-a-trois in outer space!
It's the three-body problem!
Solving our logistics problems big and small
They say that three's a crowd, I'm gonna give it to y'all
It's the three-body problem!

Three body problem!
Makin' love in outer space!
It's the three-body problem!
Following nature's laws and Kepler's too
You've got me fired up, I wanna give it to you
It's the three-body problem!

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