Data Rape

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It started with a nokia
When I was nine
Things quickly progressed
And I married a device
She's sticking to my fingers
Like a digital wife
I wouldn't mind
But I didn't even swipe right
She's always there
Until her battery dies
She's got a front row seat
To the screening of my eyesight
First class degree in
Saving everything I see
Little freak
She even watches when I sleep

She says we got
A strong connection
But I'm not sure I agree
Cos on an average day
She's only got 3g
Always tries to please me
With her expertise
Advertising queen
I think she's tapped into my dreams
Working on the front lines
Of digital seduction
She keeps pushing all my buttons
Until I give up all my substance
I didn't get no confirmation
When I filled out all the fields
And now she's filling up my inbox
With her out of date deals

I try to keep it low key
With a VPN
But when I lurk about
She never lets me in
She locks the door
With her t&c's
Puts her foot down on the screen
Until I reluctantly agree
To the small print
Don't know what it means
Twenty pages long
I need a law school degree
See, my life's like a
Never ending digital receipt
Except I never got a
Thirty day guarantee

Ping ping ping until
My ears are ringing
Tap tap tap until
My fingers tingle
Ten thousand steps
And she renews the vows
Sends me a gift
That expires in an hour
Cookie jar reject, spam on toast
I caught her cheating with the bloke
That's got a silicon prose
Think it's a shame though
That we broke up at the paywall
If she didn't steal my bits
I think we'd both be on the payroll

Data rape, data rape
Data rape, data rape
Data rape, data rape
Data rape, data rape

Call me a millennial
I live like a perennial
I keep it all centennial
I feel extra terrestrial
I ain't no hero protagonist
I'm just living in a world of insanity

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