Funeral / Encounter II

Mentos Leonard

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We are gathered here today
To celebrate the life of the Tungsten King
Whose name, whose real name
What was his real name again?
His real name was
Johnny
Rest in peace Johnny
We loved you like a brother
Here's the Tantalum King

Hey, thanks priest
Hey I loved
I loved Johnny like a brother cause he was my brother
He was a great man
Hey Ross
This is a sad, sad day for all the kingdoms
Ross
It's gonna be a
What's going on
Ross, guess who it is?
I'm the priest, I'm Heebie Priester!
Wait, holy shit

Hey you'll never catch me Ross the Tantalum King
Hey man, I'm gonna kill you with my fucking bare hands
I'm Heebie Priester I'm running all around the church now
I promised my brother I'd rip your throat out, Heebie Jeeber
You don't even have a gun because it's a funeral!
I'm gonna follow through on the promise, Heebie Jeeber!
You don't have a gun, what are you gonna do?

Hey, hey Heebie Jeeber, I know what your real name is
You son of a bitch, you're Herbert Feengler
You're the guy who punched the first alien that fell to Earth
Then you got, you escaped the Industrial Science Museum for the Wickedhearted
And now I'm gonna
I'm gonna end this once and for all, Herbert Feengler
Heebie Jeeber, whatever you want to call yourself
You're a menace to the fabric of society
Yeah, maybe I am a menace, but I haven't lost control of my bowels yet
So I guess you can't call me a dairy bitch yet

Hey man
Heebie Jeeber is running into the church's basement
I'm gonna follow him and see where he's going
But first, this really weird thing is happening
Even though it's silent in this church
Somehow, the speakers are picking up Piano Man by Billy Joel
And I've never heard of that song in this universe
But I just have never had this happen
So I wanted to put it, I wanted to show you
Before we moved on to the next part of the
To the next part of the album

And he's quick with a smoke
Your smoke
Someplace that he'd rather be
Believe this is killing me
I don't know where this music is coming from
Can you hear Piano Man?
Someone's playing Piano Man in this building
Or else like the microphone is somehow picking up a radio wave
I don't know
I'm not crazy, you can hear it
La la, diddy dah da dum
Just had to include that because this has never happened to me before

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