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Our neighbor's service dog died, her lung collapsed
We held her paw whilst she drifted off on the grass
My doctor placed her hand on my lung and leaned in
How often did your daddy smoke that you flinch when you breathe in

A vasectomy at twenty-five
You stuck your tongue down my throat
To unclog me like I'm the pipes of your home
I open a book and hear you read the words
A PhD at twenty-nine
You locked mouths with your wife on the boat
She's a good kisser, you would sometimes text
Well, me and her both learned from the best

I visit you out of town, your daughter's in the yard
Dazed by the Sally Rooney novel
You used to read in the back of my car
I handed your wife a cigarette, she said she'd quit
Then she lit another "last" one while you tucked in the kids

A professor by thirty-five
Your daughter's in my game theory class
She'd ask a question, I'd hear you in her voice
Back in the days when I was still your boy
I was tenured by thirty-nine
She graduated at the top of her class
A week after you two passed
She screamed your names and I howled them back

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