Old Sad Betty

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Betty's getting old and it's starting to show
Her hair has gotten lazy and now it barely grows
The men beside the road don't look anymore
Even when she dresses like a common whore
She used to get attention wherever she went
Now she gets as much as a wad of lint
Where there used to be a body shaped like a pear
Now there are ligaments that struggle not to tear

Old sad Betty, what you gonna do
Time to face the facts, ole' Betty Sue
You're not as good as you used to be
You'll have to pay for what used to come free

Betty's walking short when she used to walk tall
She's praying everyday that she won't go bald
Her step ain't as smooth as she wants it to be
And her skin is as rough as the bark of a tree
What used to perk up now sags to the floor
And what used to be easy now makes her sore
She used to be tight in all the right places
But now her back pops when she ties her shoelaces

Old sad Betty, what you gonna do
Time to face the facts, ole' Betty Sue
You're not as good as you used to be
You'll have to pay for what used to come free

Don't get so sad
Don't let it sit in your head
Just a few years left
Then you'll be dead

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