Jacks Joke Shop [studio]

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Jacks Joke Shop – Doug MacDonald  

It used to be Jack's joke shop now it's Jake's.
Me and Jake went down to Jack's wake
We opened up the casket his nose was fake. 
He even had a hand buzzer on his hand for goodness sake's
Had a sign around his neck pull my finger if you dare
I gave it a quick tug of funny odor in the air.
A woman gave me 10 fingers I jumped up and said Jack's not dead.
Jake sacked me on the ground he said I'll fill you full of led. 
They thought their joke was funny I didn't think it was that great. 
It used to be Jack's joke shop now it's Jake's.
Jack pulled out a bubble pipe and blew it in my face Jake tied my hands with sparkling covered tape. 
They threw me in a sleeping bag filled with itching powder I was scratching like a monkey in a shower.
 The priest grab a folding chair and hit Jack across the back then turned around and kick Jake like an old Hakki sack. 
I was hopping around the room like I was in a race. If used to be Jack's joke shop now it's Jake's. 
Jake locked the door and he said nobody move. 
Jack pulled out a flare gun and a Mickey Mouse kazoo. 
The priest on a whoopee cushion and said this is not fair. Jack took the kazoo and shoved it in his ear. 
They made us all eat garlic gum and to listen to screaming Jay Hawkins. 
They took all the money and put it in the coffin they rolled it out the door and sprayed us all with mace. 
It used to be jacks joke shop now it's Jake's

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