Double The Presents

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M Preskitt

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Ayo. It's Christmas time again... and it looks like it's gonna be a good time this year Haha. Yeah right. Yo

Mama's in the kitchen
Sisters in the living room
Bitching bout the missing broom
'Cause her kids just spilled a plate
Of fucking something
Broke the plate
And took off running
And I'm the one in
The corner chillin'
Just sitting and killing
The moments
While my mama
Burns the cookies
And the drama with my sister
Turns to yelling
Man it's hell when
Christmas comes around
And I don't mean to
Be a bummer now
F*ck it means nothing now
I'm twenty something now
No sense in fussing now
I ain't seen my sister in years
It's like yo f*ck it now
You're dead to me
I'm not your brother now
I love my mother now
But damn I was bad kid
Back in the day
Every Christmas fighting
Fussing, cussing
Swinging my arms until
Someone
Gets smacked in the face
And I
Take you back to that place
Just 'cause I know that probably
Most of you at least
Have been through worse shit
Than everything I been through
And just maybe
Oh just maybe
We can look back in peace
And say

Daddy's not around
And I'm sitting looking down
But at least I get
Double the presents
And my mom is always crying
'Cause I'm always starting fights
But at least I get
Double the presents
And my home is always broke
Man it's like a fucking joke
But at least I get
Double the presents?
And I'm always alone
Even when I'm at home
But at least I get
Double the presents

Father split when I was three
It never really bothered me
'Cause though I never
Saw him much
He always tried to hang with me
But
I never really knew the man
'Till they made me
Move in with him
And then as I grew older
Shit got clear and
I could see
He was prick
A fucking dick and
And his bullshit
Turned me into this asshole
That I would be
And I would see
My mother maybe once every
Three months
And I'd fight with dad
And I would kick and
I would punch his
Pussy bitch ass fucking once
And he'd call the cops to come
And make him feel he's
The good guy
Screaming "I'll break your neck you. fucking punk"
Whatever
You'd think that
Christmas time
Would make it better
Ha. Never
He's got the same
Anger issues I do
Man it's like you pull a lever
And I would flip
But it's not like I would ever
Go hungry
So it's whatever dog
I ain't gon' trip
It's just a wasted life
That I have lived
But f*ck at least I've lived
I know a lot of kids
Can't even look back and say
I had that shit but

Mommy's not around
And I'm sitting looking down
But at least I get
Double the presents
And my daddy's always whining
'Cause I'm always starting fights
But at least I get
Double the presents
And my home is always broke
Man it's like a fucking joke
But at least I get
Double the presents?
And I'm always alone
Even when I'm at home
But at least I get
Double the presents

I can look back
And I can honestly say
My childhood wasn't
A fucking tragedy
But it surely wasn't buzzing
But it made me who I am
And so I just don't give a damn
Bout the bullshit from
Way back then
So yo, what f*ck is this?
Double the presents
Two christmases
Get it
One with mom
And one with dad
All us kids
Who been through it get it
No fucking family pictures
And all that shit
And really not
Double the presents
Just double the fussing
Double the busting glass plates
On the wall
And screaming and cussing
Double the fucking
Whoops I didn't mean to hit you
That hard and now there's
Blood gushing
Double the yeah your
Brother pulled your hair
But why the f*ck
Did you punch him
I don't know blame it on the
ADHD I know you all will
Anyway see
'Cause you're dumb
And now I'm all grown up
And only gotta shop for one so now

There's nobody around
And I'm sitting looking down
Thinking I finally get
Double the presents
And I stay awake all night
And I'm still starting fights
But at least I get
Double the presents
Because I buy em myself
And I don't need help
And I still get
Double the presents
But I'm still all alone
Even though I'm all grown
But at least I get
Double the presents

Haha f*ck my family. Ahaa!

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