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Have you ever looked at porn on your Nintendo Wii
Your mom was gone so you used the family TV
You put some Bath and Body Works lotion on your palm
Clicked the Internet Channel went to porn dot com
Sha la la la la sha la
The Cherry Blossom seared my urethra skin oh no no no
Sha la la la la sha la
Every creak in the house could be your mom walking in no no no no
When I was twelve and I was just in middle school
I went and met my buddies over at the swimming pool
They asked me if I knew how to masturbate
I said of course I do and I can do it really great
But that was a lie and when I went home that night
I went into the bathroom and there by the candlelight
I stuck my dick and balls in a cup of warm water
And I was like oh yeah this is definitely it
Have you ever looked at porn on your DSi
Under the covers in your bed way past your bedtime
You pretend to be asleep when your mom walks in
If only she knew what you clicked with your DS pen
Sha la la la la sha la
The DSi could not play videos yet no no no no
Sha la la la la sha la
I had to look at thumbnails and imagine the rest no no no
One time I used my mom's laptop from work
I Googled "Sakura from Naruto" and then hit search
I looked at the pictures in ignorant bliss
I saw her naked with a wiener on Google Images
Mom grounded me when she saw her search history
Was all hentai girls that were hung like a jury
And for the next year I thought all the girls in my class had anime penises
Shiny anime penises
Sha la la la la sha la
Ryan fell asleep to Shrek when he was ten oh no no no
Sha la la la la sha la
Woke up to sex on HBO at 3am
Got my first boner then
I cried oh how cried
How he cried
How I cried
He he cried
How I cried how I cried how I cried
Have you ever looked at porn on an iPod Touch
Because some guy at a sleepover brought some iPod smut
You said it was awesome and then you went downstairs
And called your mom to pick you up because you were you were scared
After seeing massive members on my DSi
I thought that I was bound to be a micropenis guy
What's wrong with me I always used to asked myself
But I never considered it was cause I was twelve
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