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Damn
I am twenty years old, like what the f*ck
I mean
I got to stop during because I got to take my
Hey bro we are growing up in an age where they manufacture shit to make our
Hate to say it, hate to
You're living in a world where they sell you toilet paper instead of providing you a bidet in your house
So you don't have to keep spending money on a clean butt
Isn't that crazy isn't that a crazy world bro
Yeah we've decidedly not evolved anything from ancient Egypt when they were just using papaya
That is so like papyrus something like that
I forget which civilization started that did I say Egypt
You said Egypt
What are they doing what do you think they were doing
Wiping ass
With
I think with the papyrus
Well who do you think started it
You said the Egyptians weren't
Mesopotamia? Mesopotamia was probably like yo we got to clean our ass and shit
We got to stop making a mess in Mesopotamia
Mesopotamia was figuring shit out bro
And we haven't evolved since that
That's not true we've devolved
Because the government
Facts
The government doesn't want now if and you know the government
Don't want you with a consistently clean ass for free
Now the democrats they're all out here and they're saying shit like
Aw man we got to keep using that paper or else the climate changes are going to the climate gender changes
They're going to get at you and they're going to turn your ass into a girl and your girl into an ass
And then they don't want you with the electronics they're not standing up to big toilet tech
They're replacing them with all the little toilets
And now we don't got the washing flow
And I want to go down to that Washington because they be washing a ton
Let me tell you down there in that DC they be
They be washing a ton
They just don't want their stuff washing down south if you know what I mean
Because in the south they do things a little different

Washington Flow

Ahhh
Ahhhh
What were you talking about DC Washington?
I was saying that Washington didn't want us to have bidets
Yeah it was topical bidets what the f*ck who did that bro

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