I Wonder How Many People Are Screwing Tonight (Phoning It In)

Elastic No-No Band

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Elastic No-No Band

Elastic No-No Band was a musical group based in New York City's anti-folk scene. Started in the mid-2000s, the band's name was initially just a pseudonym for its leader and main songwriter, Justin Remer. After 2005, Elastic No-No Band's line-up also included pianist Herb Scher and multi-instrumentalist Preston Spurlock. In 2005 and 2006, the band would perform sporadically with Clint Scheibner, who would play a bass drum attached to his chest, as though he were in a marching band. In 2007, the band added drummer Doug Johnson (who plays a standard drum kit) as a regular member. During the recording sessions for the band's 2010 album, Fustercluck!!!, electric guitarist John Mulcahy was also added. more »


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I wonder how many people
Are screwing tonight
While I'm just walking home
After all, this is Friday
Actually it's Valentine's Day
Why would you go out anyway?
You wouldn't go out
Just to walk back home
I wonder how many people
Are together tonight
While I'm just walking home
How many pick-up lines
Worked just fine?
Unlike mine
I'm just walking home
And crowds of people fill the street
They're all drunk, looking for something to eat
And when you're drunk
Nothing tastes better than grease
Which explains the long lines
For a slice with cheese
Just give me plain cheese
I wonder how many people
Are crying tonight
While I'm just walking home
I mean, I feel sorta sad
But I'm not doing that bad
I shouldn't get so mad
I'm just walking home
Lots of people are filled with doubt
And most nights, they don't even go out
They prefer the comforting glow
Red, blue, and green
That comes from
Some kind of screen
I wonder how many people
Are like me tonight
And now we're walking home
Well, we fought the good fight
Tonight just wasn't our night
Okay, alright, now
Let's walk home

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Written by: Justin Remer

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