Bizarre Jordan Triangle (Who Shot Jordan?)

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Kevin Hsu

Hsu Nai-lin (Chinese: 徐乃麟; pinyin: Xú Nǎilín; Pe̍h-ōe-jī: Chhî Nái-lîn; born 17 September 1959) is a Taiwanese television host, actor and singer. more »

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(Kevin. I need to know. In "Bizarre Jordan Triangle",
Which Mexican restaurant in the Rio,
Is the wrong Mexican restaurant in the Rio?
Get back to me as soon as possible)
Bizarre
Jordan
Triangle
Jordan got a date tonight
He was late, so was she
Jordan and his date missed their reservation
He went to the wrong Mexican restaurant in the Rio (What a fool)
Jordan spilled chocolate milk on his date
It was a disgrace
Jordan went on a double date
It was a social outing in which two couples participate (And there was)
The reservation was at seven o'clock
They sat in a booth (Eat that wonton soup)
Jordan's date ordered an ice water
Jordan ordered an iced tea (Get that wonton soup)
Now Jordan didn't think his iced tea was iced enough
So he plucked the ice out of his date's drink
When she complained
Jordan put the ice back into her cup
With his bare hands (What the?)
Landon and his date fought over the last packet of Sweet and Low
Jordan solved this problem
By cutting the packet in half
Spilling the contents on his date yet again (What a fool!)
Landon got up and went to use the restroom
Jordan Su followed him just in case (What the hell?)
The two dates were left at the table
When Jordan and Landon returned 25 minutes later
The food had already come out
No one had ordered
The chicken was dry (The chicken was dry)
The chicken was dry (The chicken was dry)
The ketchup (The chicken)
When the check arrived
Jordan could not believe it
Jordan made an aggressive remark to the waiter (Not racially motivated-)
The bill was over a hundred dollars
Yet they didn't order anything besides drinks
Landon and his date ran off to avoid paying the bill (Chinese Restaurants)
Out of nowhere, they were kidnapped outside the restaurant
10 minutes later Landon and his date awoke in a dank basement
It was moist and humid
Out of the shadows
Zach Manack
Zach Manack untied the pair
From the chair
He revealed his secret plan for revenge on Jordan Su
Later
Just 20 minutes after paying the bill
Jordan was walking with his date
A car drove by
The car was being driven
Jordan Su saw a car drive
Just then as a car drove by on the road
It was a drive-by
In which a car was driving by
Jordan and his date got pelted with bullets
The bullets pierced through his skin killing him
His date was okay
She was wearing a Kevlar vest
Girls always prepare for these kinds of things
The car drove by
In the car
Which was driving by
Was Zach
Landon wielding a pistol
His date with a shotgun
And Zach wielding his own personal assault rifle which he owns
Zach was driving the car
Nobody came to the rescue
The question remains
Who shot Jordan?
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