No Hip Hop Allowed

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Jeni Jones

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Soooo I booked the show several months ago
I get wet DJ on deck start practicing my set
Get a call from the promoter he's like: dudebro
We made a change to the order of the show
He called me bro
He said: There's no hip hop allowed
What? There's no hiphop allowed
Oh I heard you loud & clear
You'd rather not be overshadowed by my shadowy self
By girls like me, by girls by who are proud
You say there's no hip hop allowed
But I heard you'd rather avoid
Girls who steal you show, girls who rock your mic
Girls like me teach nerds like you how to be free
I won't destroy you beats; I'll ignore you to your face
And that's why your scared of me gracing your stage
You don't wanna do me; you wanna be me
And that's why you're scared of me
Cause real emcees all agree
Real emcees all agree
There's always hip hop allowed
Plenty of room for the girl who's loud
There's always hip hop allowed
Plenty of oxygen to go around
There's always my words aloud
You can keep your mic I'm still nice and loud
There's always hiphop allowed
There's always hiphop allowed
Wait til I get loud; I'm not even proud
I'm pretty humble seldom mumble; I got a lisp
My funky sss sound; No you can't touch this
So many snakes and silly geese abound but I love this town
I heart this life; No dude-bro I'm not ur ex wife
So if you're pissed at women in general get over your ex she doesn't miss ya
Stop spittin slimy silly rhymes 'bout sassy woman yeah I just dissed ya
If you missed a word I said I'll slow it down - no I won't kiss ya
So much of hiphop's who says the best words the fastest
Shaking massive while I attend mass I love classics and classes and Nasa
I eat Shakespeare cereal and Hippopotamuses for breakfast
Little girls like me are comin to flex
Little girls like me don't need to sell sex
Little girls like me grow into one woman wrecks
Hand me my mic it's my weapon it's a sword
It's my head it's my heart hit record
Hand me my mic it's my weapon it's my sword
It's my head it's my heart hit record
(Hit record)
There's always hip hop allowed
Plenty of oxygen to go around
There's always my words aloud
You can keep your mic I'm still nice and loud
There's always hip hop allowed
You could kill the beat I'm still rockin' the crowd
There's always hip hop allowed
Sometimes it sounds like
Rappers always rapping about rapping making nothing happen
while I'm busy mapping my way out
I'll show you how to get out - so what, we're all underground
You gotta look show up turn up turn out
Flip the bird to basic words & rhyme schemes
Be a boss if you want to stand out
Don't worry about stupid clout; I'm bored by
Mathematics grabbing pragmatic syllabics conjugating mechanics what are you yakking about
Flapping cracking working scratching surfaces of mainstream antics actin' like I care about
Audience turn out; I'm just glad cause we all made it out
I'm spitting bars in bars about your bars my candy bars 'bout your lame bars 'bout rented cars
My Prius it came so far; I'm just glad to be out in Pasadena with you
We're all woke humans and we're all lookin' good
I hear you rap real fast it's not a test; I'll go on first; I'll go on last
I'll my mess; Clean up your mess while you get smashed and enjoy the rest of the show
I'm simply unimpressed unless you preach kindness
Cause we're all blessed unless some dude-bro says
There's no hip hop allowed
Is he talking to me? I think he's scared to be free cause
Real emcees all agree
There's always hip hop allowed
Plenty of oxygen to go around
There's always my words aloud
You can keep your mic I'm still nice and loud
There's always hip hop allowed
You could kill the beat I'm still rocking the crowd
There's always hip hop allowed

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