Widder Jones (i. Crooked Road, ii. Halloween)

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Kevin Hsu

Hsu Nai-lin (Chinese: 徐乃麟; pinyin: Xú Nǎilín; Pe̍h-ōe-jī: Chhî Nái-lîn; born 17 September 1959) is a Taiwanese television host, actor and singer. more »

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(Red line train delayed arrival 11 PM)
(Line 32 closed for construction)
(Leaving Bear Country Line 3B)
(Blue line train to Crooked Road boarding now)
I'm the driver of the underground train
In Bear Country, it's not the same
So get on board, we're making a stop
We're heading down to Crooked Lane
Bats and rats and alley cats
A dense forest of creatures
A lonely shack with features
Her garden of stone and a trail of bones
At Crooked Road
And we make no stops
No cars, or bars, or traffic cops
(Attention)
(Last stop Crooked Road)
(Reminder no food or beverages permitted within 100 feet of the metro station)
Things aren't always quite what they seem
On Halloween
Who would be a poor bear, a witch's bear, a thief
If she had a candy apple on hand
And who would steal the candy from a laughing cub's mouth
She's turning cubs to stone so you better watch out
Widder Jones goes jumping in again
Three wither skeleton heads and a crooked old twisted cane
She makes hot meals in plastic containers
Delivers them by wheel while the farmer works hard in the field
Too-Tall's in the playground, gets no kicks from cousin Fred
Brother makes a scheme to take her down
The cubs gather brick and stone to throw at Widder Jones
Who watches through the window as they go
Widder Jones, Widder Jones, finds it hard to get along
She's a scary looking grouch and the cubs know no wrong
They're armed with watermelons stolen from Farmer Ben's old farm
She's got nothing to defend herself so let me take her down like the beat of a car
Widder Jones, Widder Jones
Widder Jones, Widder Jones
Too-Tall's on the playground, gets no kicks from Cousin Fred
Brother makes a scheme to take her down
And who will steal the candy from a laughing cub's mouth
She's turning cubs to stone so you better watch out
Widder Jones went jumping in again
Three wither skeleton heads and crooked old twisted cane
Widder Jones, Widder Jones

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