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D.A.F. (Deutsch Amerikanische Freundschaft) is a German electronic music duo formed in 1978. Known for their pioneering contributions to the genres of EBM (electronic body music) and Neue Deutsche Welle, D.A.F. combined punk attitude with synthesizers and driving rhythms to create a unique sound. Their music often features minimalistic lyrics and provocative themes, which gained them a cult following in the 1980s. Despite several hiatuses, D.A.F. continues to be influential in the electronic music scene. more »

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Ay yo, this is my love song
Yo, yo, okay
It's 6.56, I'm in dire need of assistance this instant
Cause my dick is harder than an illiterate kid attempting arithmetic
I'm indifferent to the method in which it gets my shit soft
I'm pissed off cause my dick is stiffer than a receptionist at a dentist office
Considering my options, I opt in to call this one chick who I have an off and on with
I'll be honest, she got some small tits but a pompous bomb ass and some soft lips
I hit this bitch up, I say, "hey, let me visit your crib and get smidges of your lipstick on my dick tip
And I may even leave kisses on your clitoris"
26 minutes later, I'm outside downright excited
I knock twice and she opens up with her eyes red
My guess is this bitch is higher than the gas prices
But sex is priceless and my highness is about to put me right next to her
F*ck it, I can't fight this, pass me that and light it
Strip down to your privates, baby, we won't stop until the sun rises
And the night ends, cause I'm just

I'm losing my sense of direction
Is it a Percocet or a Percodent
Vicodin, Methadone, and some lean
Lots and lots of drugs in me
Ganja, gotcha feeling unstoppable
It's impossible to stop, so pass the bong
Can't tell up from down, guess I'm fucked now
Just how many drugs have I done done

One pill, two pill, green pill, blue pill
Pill down, pill down, give me another
I said green pill, blue pill, one pill, two pill
Oh, so many pills, oh my god

Can't tell you who this bitch is cause the room is spinning
I'm popping pills, taking two a minute
Gotta get this chick to the finish
Before I pass out, hands down, almost out gas now
Wake up, you ain't done, wait, hang on
How'd I get over here? Why's my face numb
Did I down a valium? Why am I so drowsy
I'm tripping like Biden, trying to get inside of a private plane
But that's a different kind of flight
Cause next thing I know I'm on the stairs
How'd I get there? I reach for my phone, but my ass is bare
Nervous glances in the despair, no pants anywhere
But then I see her, an old lady in a polka dot dress
Oh god bless, I'm sorry Janet
But I'm desperate, back hand the gran
But then I realize my mistake, this ain't an old lady
It's Beyonce, well, same difference
But then Jay-Z came from nowhere and tried to lay me out
So I ran away, still naked and wasted
Man, next time I'ma just yank the chain
Even though it ain't the same, cause man, god dang

I'm losing my sense of direction
Is it a Percocet or a Percadent
Vicodin, methadone, and some lean
Lots and lots of drugs in me
Ganja gotcha feeling unstoppable,
It's impossible to stop, so pass the bong
Can't tell up from down, guess I'm fucked now
Just how many drugs have I done, done

One pill, two pill, green pill, blue pill
Pill down, pill down, give me another
I said green pill, blue pill, one pill, two pill
Oh, so many pills, oh my god

That Dyke musta spiked my sprite with a Vicodin
I'ma find her, then slice her head off her torso
But first I gotta find some clothes
I stumbled across this homeless ho
Who spoke like this with a lisp
Swore I could see the coke up her nose
She said, I'll give you a blow for $26
I said, holla mama, HIV just ain't my thing
Then an impala pulled up beside us
And Obama popped out and said
Barbara, leave the man alone, goddammit
Ho, grab your crap and go
Then he threw me some shorts and drove off
Man, I'm so lost, shouldn't have took that Zoloft
Put the shorts on and I know not
Now I'm in the Oval Office
How do I stop this? I wanna go home
This situation is insane, man
From J to being President of the USA
Them drugs really fucked me up
This is a high I don't think I'll recover from
Oh, oh my god, ugh

I'm losing my sense of direction
Is it a Percocet or a Percodent
Vicodin, methadone, and some lean
Lots and lots of drugs in me
Ganja gotcha, feeling unstoppable
It's impossible to stop, so pass the bong
Can't tell up from down, guess I'm fucked now
How many drugs have I done done

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