Stupid Vampire
Greaseball
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I hang with the goblins daily, fucking up functions I lay in a coffin all day and think about nothing I hang with the goblins daily, fucking up functions I lay in a coffin all day and think about nothing I went down to 7-Eleven to get a beverage Spending all of my ends that were intended on the rent Your total's $7.07 the man behind the counter sweatin Embarrassed as I was staring at his neck um Oh, I'm forgetting my cigarettes, such a simpleton Pendleton falling off of my shoulders Now it's resembling a cape And you can always count Don't ever be miSTAKEn No shadow of a doubt Stained yellow fangs start to glow with the moon Got a fresh 211, ought to finish that soon cause I think transparency is better and clearer But I'm offended by the lack of my reflection in the mirror I'm so sensitive as everybody's trembling, fearing And if I could edit my preferences I'd let them all nearer, but I digress In the way that I'm dressed in Victorian attire I guess I'm just a stupid vampire I hang with the goblins daily, fucking up functions I lay in a coffin all day and think about nothing I hang with the goblins daily, fucking up functions I lay in a coffin all day and think about nothing See as a youngin' I knew something was troubling Because every time I saw blood my stomach was rumbling It was all good The other kids would run in the sun In the winter I was in the dungeon Having fun with the blood on the ceiling Ay I saw the witch doctor, baby taught the Kujichagulia Bit her jugular, there's no more doctor here I said it's hard to practice modesty and tolerance I follow around the cauldron with pot-bellied goblins I always wanted me a normal life and nice clothes Now I lose a girlfriend every time her eyes close Sweatin' in the moonlight, laughing at the sinking ships With a jolt, I hide my fangs beneath my stinking lips Not only mortals gotta prove that they're worth something I've been alive a thousand years and still ain't learned nothin' I hang with the goblins daily, funkin' up functions I lay in a coffin all day and think about nothing I hang with the goblins daily, funkin' up functions I lay in a coffin all day and think about nothing I hang with the goblins daily, funkin' up functions I lay in a coffin all day and think about nothing I hang with the goblins daily, fucking up functions I lay in a coffin all day and think about nothing
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