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Mr. Fingers is the stage name of American musician and producer Larry Heard. He is widely regarded as a pioneer of house music, particularly the deep house subgenre. Through his Mr. Fingers alias, Heard has released numerous influential singles and albums since the 1980s that have had a lasting impact on electronic music. His music is known for its soulful sound, intricate melodies, and hypnotic rhythms. more »

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Hi um, I was wondering, do you sell um dildos by chance in store?
Do we sell what?
Do you sell like sex toys? Like dildos?
Yes

Escape from the psych ward
Jerk off the homeless
Leave the marriage cause it's sexless
Sorry geezer didn't pass the checklist

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I met this twink
He tried finger blast
But I need it big in the ass
I can't go slow
I'm a kinky hoe
I think I need a 16 inch dildo

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Anal? I'm a fan
But anal fissures
That's when shit hits the fan
The bloody shits I cannot withstand
Cats, clocks, and synthetic cocks
Anything shoved up in my ass will get lost
Just can't seem to reach my G-spot
I don't wanna blow
I'm so horny though
Guess I'll buy a 16 inch dildo

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Ok, what is your biggest size?
Um, we have a range in sizes what are you looking for?
16 inch
15 inch? We do have that (16)
16? Um I think our cap is at 15
Welp Shit, I need a 16 inch but uh, thank you
Yeah have a good rest of your day
Y-you too
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This one's manufactured in Hong Kong
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12 foot diameter dildo? No
Self thrusting dildo? No
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