Stupid Nintendo Games

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Nicholas Karr

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VERSE:

Over fifteen-thousand games to try
To discuss and later shelve

The consistency, alphabetically
And Player’s Choice can go to hell 

The size and shape of discs and cards
For an hour or so I’ll talk

I’d swipe right on them

Till both my thumbs are stems

Cos every day’s Fat Tuesday in my heart!

PRE-CHORUS:
The World doesn’t get my passion
They all think Wii Play Motions a sin 

But it’s their loss for they, got no spare time to waste
This is something I know we should all embrace 

CHORUS:
I’m on a quest

To address all the requests
Please understand, this kind of stuff has virgin-etic cachet 

We have been blessed

No time to rest

I’ve got a lot to undress

You don’t need sex cos this is better anyways

It’s stupid Nintendo games!

VERSE:

Might I suggest a Geist to start things out 
Then moving on to Pac N Roll 

Lost in Blue and Tetris 2
Or whatever’s left at Kohls 

Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games
Name a better pair to taste 
 
If you said Madden 09’ and skin
Get the f*ck out of my face

PRE-CHORUS/INTERLUDE:

Scott (singing): Please tell me that you understand?

CHORUS:
I shouldn’t dwell (He shouldn't dwell)

I’ve got no sex to sell

Take em all and distribute them and you’re spreadin’ Wii Play

It’s so swell- these extra copies extra ban you from hell!
I’ve got a FlingSmash to play every single day! (ev-ery day) 

Stupid Nintendo games! 

I must confess (He must confess)

I might be slightly obsessed

How could I not be, have you seen these? I’ve got no shame to blame

If you’re down and feeling blue when life crops in around you
There’s a solution for all that pollution dilutin’ your brain!

Stu-pid Nin-ten-do Games!

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