John Pork is Calling ...

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Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling
Said he heard about that deal I was plotting

John Pork is a virtual influencer who you may have seen in memes on TikTok
He is a man pig, I guess kind of like South Park's ManBearPig
If you took the bear part out and replaced the urge to rampage with the urge to post selfies

And I open up my phone, I got John Pork calling
Said he heard about the deal I was plotting
Said he heard about the song I was dropping
Said he heard about my- hold on, he's calling
I'm stroking my dick I got lotion on my dick

Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling
Said he heard about the deal I was plotting
Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling
Said he heard about my song that was dropping
Open up my phone, I got John Pork stalking
Swear I blocked him, but he keeps on calling
Open up my phone, I got John Pork stalking
Swear I block him, but he keeps on calling

On March 21st, 2023, TikToker Rover Joe posted an edit of a John pork selfie
using a CapCut template to overlay an incoming call graphic and sound effect over the image
The TikTok went viral and immediately inspired similar videos
Creators on TikTok continue to participate in the trend, as well as create John Pork edits

Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling
Said he heard about the deal I was plotting
Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling
Said he heard about my song that was dropping
Open up my phone, I got John Pork stalking
Swear I blocked him, but he keeps on calling
Open up my phone, I got John Pork stalking
Swear I block him, but he keeps on calling

Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling
Said he heard about the deal I was plotting
Open up my phone, I got John Pork calling
Said he heard about my song that was dropping

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