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Zardious

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I walk into a place and like "Holy Shit!"
I see a guy bitch slappin' his big titty bitch
I punch him and ask "Ma'am, are you ok?"
She says yes, thanks me, and goes on her way
I walk to the market to get some Doritos
Match the stereotype of gamers today though
Slip on a spill and then I burned a guys crew
They meltin' from my spat fire the f*ck did I do
The f*ck did I say I must've been battlin' again cause that's all I ever do
With my words and the verbs just dying like acid
Just actin' like sword punctured through your abdomen
The amnesia is shit and I don't remember it
Oh shit! There's coffee on my balls
Oh, wait I don't drink this
Now my balls are bald just like McDonalds
I used a toupee to clean it, thanks Donald
He gave me his policy to act as extra clean up
Wouldn't stop gloating and I've had enough
I'm broke but I don't really care
I'm still surviving and geese I know that's rare
A broke-ass college student, damn who dun thunk it
I'm stressed out like twenty-one pilots
I should stay in my lane boy but I wanna cross
Take the list full of rules and give it a good toss
Tossing it the f*ck out to space
As if I were in the space race
Light speed would be good for that paper to pace
I've been spitting so much fire I've turned into a dragon

Jump off the bandwagon and go against what's happenin'
Damn I suck so fucking much
I contradict myself on all kinds of stuff
Everyday, every night
Myself with I fight
Second guessing on shit is it wrong or is it right
But I write what I feel because I have that right
Everyday I take a trip like I'm on an airplane flight

Damn son, you spitting out gas
Here let me add some bars to give it more pizazz
Light ignition and then I extinguish it
Hello nasty where you been
Take that nasty attitude back to the dungeon
Saw a Gay parade and held up my rainbow flag and shouted "Gay pride"
I'm not gay, I'm just a supportive guy
All lives matter and that's no fucking lie
Shame on you for wanting another race to die
My style beast, it's classic
Have you forgotten classic cause without it
We wouldn't have this stupid modern shit
I ain't a trend follower, you are
For rejecting this song, hating every bar
I spit but you don't know how far
I'll go to prove a point
I'll make you turn classic saying zoinks
Hope your ears are burning
As my nostalgia comes running
In your ears now be a dear
And clean up my rear
Aren't my words clear
I'm at home PC gaming
Thinking about how this song will be ending
Then an alien beams in my room
Says "I got secrets I must tell you"
I spit on him, but didn't really mean to
Then he fucking melts, what the f*ck dude
Well I guess the X-Files are safe
The truth will be found but not by my face

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