Santa's Lament

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Santa's in a holding pattern somewhere near Vegas
Elves have unionized for an increase in wages
Mrs Claus don't put out like she did before
It's a real tough break if you're Santa Claus

Little Johnny wrote a letter to the man in red
I want a bike for Christmas or I'll stab you in the head
And Santa still remembers when he was adored
It's a real tough break if you're Santa Claus

Ho, ho, hos are easy when you're young
But every year gets harder one by one
And Merry Christmas seems so insincere
Say why are you only nice this time of year

Santa says this'll be the last one that he'll do
If he never sees another kid it'll be too soon
And he's not the man he used to be, he's angry and sore
It's a real tough break if you're Santa Claus

It's a real tough break if you're Santa Claus
It's a real tough break if you're Santa Claus
Well ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho

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