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L. Tapeworm

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Hail to the Mushroom King
Hail to the Mushroom King
Put an end to this threat of otherworldly normies
Shut the gate, shut the gate, shut the gate
Leave us alone
They cannot be saved, they are the enemy
Give a pig a pancake and he'll only want some more of it
Give a man some power and he'll only want some more of it
Freedom was and has become the afterthought
Love your inner, kind totalitarian

I'm alone in a gray tower
I got everything to lose
So I oppress from a distance
Watchin' cringe comps on YouTube
Do you maybe think the Pope
Thinks the same way that I do
Just wish to maximize Heaven
Not ask what Jesus would do (What would He do)
It's the beginning of Hell Week
And I've got the Sunday blues (ooo)
The peasants are back with their pitchforks outside my window while I make money move
An enemy with no face
Doesn't quite hit the same nerve
Side effects don't matter, long as it can stop the burn

I am the son of a duke
Yo daddy the village fool
I command ten thousand men
They all agree with my rule
Please do not make eye contact
When I am speaking to you
And remember to curtsy
When sloppy toppy concludes
I am the son of a duke
Yo daddy the village fool
I command ten thousand men
They all agree with my rule
Please do not make eye contact
When I am speaking to you
And remember to curtsy
When sloppy toppy concludes

Hail to the Mushroom King
Hail to the Mushroom King
Hollow bones allow for flight at first signs of scrutiny
Flap your wings, flap your wings, flap your wings
Them pussies blown away
They do not possess the correct energy
"Life or death verse my own values," I ask myself every day (every day)
We don't know the consequences of our actions 'til V-Day
Y'all who ain't so close to me just some numbers
Empathy is finite, I just count the tolls

When I come down from this tower
Fabric of a nation just bruised
I will see that I was right about all you emotionally stunted buffoons
There was never any problem
No elephant in my room
No skeleton in my closet
No good reason to like you (nope)
But change is an immature kraken
Republicans man the harpoons
Tentacles are minds of their own with real lives, yet the tribal head's what they must shoot
So all I can do is just brood
So all I can do is just brood
I've got no support system, told my psychologist how to feel

I am the son of a duke
Yo daddy the village fool
I command ten thousand men
They all agree with my rule
Please do not make eye contact
When I am speaking to you
And remember to curtsy
When sloppy toppy concludes
I am the son of a duke
Yo daddy the village fool
I command ten thousand men
They all agree with my rule
Please do not make eye contact
When I am speaking to you
And remember to curtsy
When sloppy toppy concludes
You think it's funny
Some nihilistic cringe festival
I tell ya, honey
I'm thinkin' 'bout ya more than you know
Shit hurts my tummy
The stress combined with coffee, Red Bull
Yeah, I'm makin' money
But not enough to 1-up my soul
You think it's funny
Some nihilistic cringe festival
I tell ya, honey
I'm thinkin' 'bout ya more than you know
Shit hurts my tummy
The stress combined with coffee, Red Bull
Yeah, I'm makin' money
But not enough to 1-up my soul

My skin crawls in the night like I'm Jake Gyllenhaal
But I don't want to feel nothing at all
Oh my God, he is totally me

I am the son of a duke
Yo daddy the village fool
I command ten thousand men
They all agree with my rule
Please do not make eye contact
When I am speaking to you
And remember to curtsy
When sloppy toppy concludes
I am the son of a duke
Yo daddy the village fool
I command ten thousand men
They all agree with my rule
Please do not make eye contact
When I am speaking to you
And remember to curtsy
When sloppy toppy concludes
When sloppy toppy concludes
When sloppy toppy concludes
And remember to curtsy
When sloppy toppy concludes
When sloppy toppy concludes
When sloppy toppy concludes
And remember to curtsy
When sloppy toppy concludes

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