Descent Into Madness!!!

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So I got in my car this morning and I drove to the local store
I was looking for some delicious looking ham. Oh boy, this stuff makes me cream
In my mouth of course, not in my pants. And obviously I went to look for the out of date stuff
That's the stuff, that's the good stuff right there. Oh baby

Oh baby
So the other day I went to have a shower but I realised, oh shit, I ran out of soap
So I went down and had a look around and there's nothing in the house
I had to use butter. Nice creamy margary all through my hair

It crisped me right up. I slicked back my hair like John Travolta. I felt so sexy, oh my god
So there I was, all 47, the hams in my hams. Yeah, you get it, hams, hams
Anyway, I turn to the cashier but she looks at me with disgust
She realises it's out of date. I look at her, I don't know what to say, I break a sweat

I put my cash on the table and run down. I don't know what to do anymore
I've got the feds after me. I've got military up my ass
I don't know what to do with this out of date hams, all I want is to eat
Oh my ham, what am I going to do? What am I going to do

So it turns out butter works as brilliant hair grease
I started using it more often and before I knew it I had the taste for it
I started using bars of butter as bars of soap
And sure, life became really greasy after that

But it was worth it, that's what I loved
Packs of dogs are chasing me down the street trying to lick the butter off my palms
But I loved dogs, it was all great
Locals began to suspect witchcraft, they thought the dogs were my familiars

They began to rally, they had pitchforks and torches
But I slipped away like hot butter, literally
So there I was, locked away in a prison, armed and to war, under the same thing
Betrayed by the human race, the one people who brought me into this ham prophecy

And then I realised, I am the next Hamlet, the one and only sent from God
I am going into a descent into madness
So after that, whole fiasco , I got caught for speeding
And in court they just decided that I was a crime against humanity

I was thrown in an asylum, it was a hell hole in there
But I met this one dude who really liked eating out of date ham
And I don't know what was going on, I was in a descent into madness
And there I was, locked away in a prison, armed and to war, under the same thing

Oh what a shame, to put some buckets in the door, and Ham's always gone away
I don't want to eat this one, my hair on top, I'm now depressing him, I'm starving my hands

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