Krusty Krab Training Video

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Uh uh
Welcome to the crew
What's your name?
Are you new to the fry cooking game?
Sit down, I got something to tell
Before you try to make some patties
And start ringing the bell
Gotta learn a few things bout the place you call work
Krabs is the boss, but he's kind of a jerk
Squidward's lazy as hell
He might as well be at home
Make sure with the register he's not alone
Here's the kitchen
Where you'll spend most of your time
Make sure to keep it clean of all the grease and the grime
Keep ingredients clean
We got standards to keep
Unlike Squidward
You're not allowed to sleep
Payday's Friday
Make sure you count it
Krabs is stingy
Ain't no way around it
Got more to learn before you jump right in
Krabs and Plankton are always fightin'

Ain't just a job man
This is the dream
Gotta have Krabby Patties flowing through your bloodstream
If you wanna make a living
Or even a dime
Then you're gonna have to make sure you work overtime
Here's your orientation
Now listen to me
In this restaurant we are nothing but a family
Flippin' burgers all day
Countin' money all night
From the dawn
Till the pale moonlight

In this kitchen
We only follow one rule
People order our patties
Cause they think they're real cool
P.O.O.P, that's the mantra we praise
Setting all these motherfucker's taste buds ablaze
Sometimes
You might want more cash
But if you ask Krabs
He'll throw ya out with the trash
Customer is king
Don't you ever forget
Do whatever you can to get us out of debt
One more thing that I forgot to mention
Might be the most important part of this lesson
The krabby patty formula is secret as hell
If you speak it
Then we're gonna have to tell you farewell
Look out the window and across the street
You'll see Plankton in the Chum Bucket
Tasting defeat
No matter what may come
The formula's first
And now you're ready to be fully immersed

Ain't just a job man
This is the dream (this is the dream)
Gotta have Krabby Patties flowing through your bloodstream (through your bloodstream)
If you wanna make a living
Or even a dime (kaching!)
Then you're gonna have to make sure you work overtime
Here's your orientation
Now listen to me (listen up)
In this restaurant we are nothing but a family (yeah)
Flippin' burgers all day
Countin' money all night (all night)
From the dawn
Till the pale moonlight
Uh

And now you're ready
You're ready
You're ready
You're ready
You're ready

Ain't just a job man
This is the dream (this is the dream)
Gotta have Krabby Patties flowing through your bloodstream (through your bloodstream)
If you wanna make a living
Or even a dime (a dime)
Then you're gonna have to make sure you work overtime (overtime)
Here's your orientation (Oh)
Now listen to me (listen ui)
In this restaurant we are nothing but a family (yeah)
Flippin' burgers all day (Oh)
Countin' money all night (all night)
From the dawn (Oh)
Till the pale moonlight
Uh (Oh)

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