Lapras vs Crush

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Alright! Big Blue's surfin' the Hawaiian islands too
Tightly grab shell, this ride'll be righteous, dude
I'm usually not the type to, drain you of your Life Dew
But in my view, your Elite Four lore is a lie, dude
Quite few treasure your design, dock it close to their chests
Despite that, your key storyline's, Loch-ed to a Ness
A hoax and a myth; We tell 'em Just Keep Swimming
Coasting by Gens, like, I'll Just Keep Skimming
Dripped out with ice, but I'm the one that drains banks
'Cause repping that type, you'd flake from Tank Gangs
You're an ancient cetacean, I'm still young dude
Of the 151... who even wants you

I'm an ancient cetacean? You barely had a porpoise
I don't care for Torterra, but you're a bore of a tortoise
Washed ashore on Orange Isles, then I landed on Ash's team
Stocked solely in soda aisles, Crush lives in a Fanta Sea
And if we, talk turtle, then you'll need your shell waxed
Helped Marlin, and Nemo, but couldn't find who the hell asked
Schools held you back, this sea creature can't think deeper
As you sink in the fact that you're only high on coral reefer
I'm the leader of my pack, while you're barely a co-star
I'm lapping this track, you can call that your slow start
Those bars were a letdown, even Stanton couldn't stand you
This turtle needs a tune-up, Andrew should've canned you

Did Squirt hurl those punchlines? 'Cause they Mist
Inverse to Ocean currents, they couldn't take drift
You're fishing for disses, but only catching these fins
Cetus star take the win as your hits Swift-ly miss
I swim in choppy waters, you're on chopping blocks, dude
Hunters ebbed your numbers, that's a Poké-monsoon
Awesome! This battle was totally a wash
I whisked up bars and served you on the rocks

Check my ability, I'd just Soak your washed-up flows
With that plastic prose, ironically, the turtle choked
I Surf across coasts, service trainers in their travels
You serve as Disney's buoy, surfacing other channels
Currently, your purpose lacks any sort of direction
Like Dory, your director is shelling out collections
I Dread not, this turtle bit off more than he could chew
Between two Tidal holders, I'm the one that people knew

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