Cleaning Out My Closet (Ma's Song Pt. 2)

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I can't live my life by myself
When you're trying to hold my hand like I need some help
But I don't and I don't know who does
There's two other kids in the house mom please don't f*ck them up
You already ruined my life with the men you chose
Want another man go back to the nursing home
Pick another one that suffers from ED
But don't you dare dump your mistakes on me
Cause I'm tired of coming home to get bullied by some elderly
Especially when he's a dinosaur with a bad knee
Or sounds like a zombie cause he grunts and moans
And can't even work a telephone
I'm not saying go for a guy who's got hella cash
Cause that'll just give him another reason to brag
And act up, then I'll have to unleash
This beast that I never knew was within me
So please, back the f*ck up
Or I'll have to, back up his truck
Then I'll have to, dump his body in the river with the fishes
That's not a threat mom, that's a fucking promise
I'll remain calm when, this dude stops his fucking shit talking
Then I'll quit my spit bombing
But until then, Rumpelstiltskin
I'ma make him spit vomit
You might find me nasty but I find myself charming
When you're done kissing his ass, wipe it with Charmin
Do you hear that Mario? Where's Luigi
I didn't wanna say this but Bowser's looking peachy
So you might wanna go save your peach tree
Then squeeze me
Grab your apple and try to make some Fiji
F*ck you, don't try to bleep me
I can't be cancelled so how you gonna delete me
It don't matter, I'll always bounce back
But you're like a domino, you'll just collapse
And have another fucking heart attack
Help, cardiac just arrested this piece of crap
What'd you say you little shit
Don't worry about it
Just cause you're dating my mom don't make you my father figure
I might be fucked in the cranium but you're sicker
I'm made of titanium so pull the trigger
You're white with the black heart so don't say..
Back on the subject, you fat old man
Even with a bat you couldn't hit as hard as you can
Cause you got a bad back like the aluminum man
So I'll kick your ass and dump you in an aluminum can
I'm sick of this chap
You're always barking orders like I'ma take that
Mom, seriously, where'd you find this man
Go back to the nursing home and find me a new stepdad
Cause this one's as beat up as an old car
Yes, I'm talking to you you old fart
Cause I can't live my life by myself
When you're trying to hold my hand like I need some help
But I don't and I don't know who does
There's two other kids in the house, Ma Please don't f*ck them up
You already ruined my life with the men you chose
Want another man go back to the nursing home
Pick another one that suffers from ED
But don't you dare dump your mistakes on me
Cause
You made a mistake that's why there was complications at birth
So don't try to tell me that I mean the earth
Or that I'm a doll
Flee like Cinderella and get back to your ball
Bow, chicka, wow, ow
But don't tell me to get out now
Alright, clown
You need to hit the ground and hit the road
Get back to your pad, you fucking toad
Why you always looking for the next bar
Like seriously, dude, this is the best part
Why do we always have to argue
Like this is by far true
Now it's your time to tell the truth
Like why'd you leave dad
He beat you, I get that
But that's life, that's a part of it, right
Why can't you be wrong
Because you're the mom
Take a step in my shoes for a day
Lose a parent, then you can relate
I wish it was you in that hospital instead of dad
Cause then I'll be relieved
Of all this anger and grief that was locked inside of me
Cause then I wouldn't have to tumble and fumble
While you decided to rumble
If you tried this, you'd mumble while you grumble
Instead of tripping, you'd stumble
Like a leaf, you'd crumble and crack
If you tried to snap like a quarterback
But you could sit and spin while you watch me win
You sit down and decide when and where you wanna see me then
But don't show up to my door
Cause then I'll kick you to the floor
I won't call you a slut mom cause you deserve more
But seriously though, you've been a fucking whore
And don't say that it's not the truth
Cause it is
I mean you cheated on dad with his own cousin
I guess that's one way to keep it in the family
I mean Jesus mom, you spread your legs more than peanut butter and jelly
Damn, that's not right at all
I can't live my life by myself
When you're trying to hold my hand like I need some help
But I don't and I don't know who does
There's two other kids in the house mom please don't f*ck them up
You already ruined my life with the men you chose
Want another man go back to the nursing home
Pick another one that suffers from ED
But don't you dare dump your mistakes on me
Cause I'm tired of living my life in a tragedy
You said you could take it back so take it back lady
I'm tired of living in your shadow that you casted
It's almost as crazy as Lake Placid
You cover up your face with a mask calling me a bad kid
Damn, you're as fake as plastic
Damn, you must be hurting by this time
Cause you've blown every dude like a wind chime
No disrespect at this time mom
but you had me ticking like a time bomb
So at this time I'm armed and dangerous
You wouldn't want to play with this
So cram that up your pie hole and make a filling
Cause now I'm saying goodbye ho
and have a nice evening
Cause you've been completely slaughtered at the sight of this
All I have left to say is goodbye bitch

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