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Good morning children today I have a story for you about a gal named lulu and guy named Lou and their foray into fabulous footwear

Lou guy was a shoe guy
He had more than 50 pairs
He didn't have a lot of cash
But hey this lou guy didn't care

Lou had shoes for dancing
He had Wingtips for the ball
He was talented and tailored
But our Lou guy wasn't tall.

Lou had loafers lined in satin
He would polish them himself
He had pairs he couldn't reach
For they were on the highest shelf

So he dreamed of gaining height
This lou guy wondered how that feels
And cause lou guy was a shoe guy
He produced a pair of heels

At first he wobbled like a top
Our Lou guy nearly took a spill
He fell into a groove instead
And gave himself a thrill

He glistened like a diamond
He was sexy have no doubt
And this is when I tell you child
Miss Lulu came about

Now she's a hoofer, a creator
She's the smoothest operator
She's a Choo-Choo off the track
And she's never going back
She goes clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
In Lulu shoes she'll dance the blues away

Now Lulu was a savvy gal
Adept and erudite
She stopped traffic with her footwear
Yes Miss Lulu was a sight

She danced circles 'round detractors
Lulu stepped with the elites
If goombas gave her any trouble
She would give them several seats

'Cause she's a hoofer, a creator
She's the smoothest operator
She's a Choo-Choo off the track
And she's never going back
She goes clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack

Our Lou guy now had more than height
He lived his life out loud
Lulu left such a distinguished mark
She soared above the crowd

Lulu was a goddess
Yeah she kept her lashes long
She broke a crooners heart they say
That's why he wrote this song

Yeah she broke a crooner heart they say
That's why he wrote this song
Yeah she broke a crooner heart they say
That's why he wrote this song

Now she's a hoofer, a creator
She's the smoothest operator
She's a Choo-Choo off the track
And she's never going back
She goes clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
In Lulu's shoes she'll dance the blues away

Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack

Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Clack clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack
Now you can choose
To dance in Lulu's shoes

Clack-i-ty clack clack clack clack!

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