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Gather round now people, I'd like to propose a toast
To fjords and feathers venally reclining at their post
To dirks and daggers languishing beside their hardened charge
We wish you speed and clamor-free unloading of the barge
And though you may not know or care the ripples of your act
Here today we plant the stake and vow this solemn pact
In solipsistic servitude, though never one to boast
When he arrives we'll make him pay
Just wait 'til I catch that ghost
Gather round now people I'd like to commence the roast
Tanks and senators be damned let's cheer their folly
*Prost!*
Of picked on simps and everybody greeping in the frost
With charlatans and harlequins and those whose souls are lost
A pound of makeup melts away to show the seeds are sown
Tamp the flesh again so even though this horse has flown
Laid to rest and paid the beast as if it was your own
And watch him clamber out of there
Just wait'll I catch that ghost
Gather round now people I think the punch was dosed
With a mild neurotoxin- try to remain composed
Air cooled engineer stood (heat exuding, I suppose)
Cuz them that's got shall have a speckled shoe to crease their toes
Kep thy shep aboove ta pleat so dem recuse da host
Invoke the spid'ry inference that we're not all alike
We are but you know me I won't tell you I told ya so
And you don't tell me dinner's dry
Just wait 'til I catch that ghost

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