I'll Pay You To Shut Up

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I don't talk politics, but the government's using 5G to cause natural disasters
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OMG this coffee's giving me life
Have you ever tried sunshine to fix all your mental health issues?
I put avocado on everything!
I would give anything to get you out of my face
Because I don't give a shit about anything you say
My eye starts twitching every time you start to speak
It's been three seconds but it feels like it's been weeks
You're just as interesting as an old used paper cup
Hey buddy, you're in luck
'Cause I'll pay you to shut the f*ck up
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God didn't make aliens
I can prove the Earth is flat
My spirit animal's a dolphin
Have I mentioned that coffee is bae?
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Did you know that avocado is a superfood?!
This conversation's lasted forever and a day
It's got me wondering how electricity tastes
My eye starts twitching every time you start to speak
It's been three seconds but it feels like it's been weeks
You're just as interesting as an old used paper cup
I'll empty out my bank account
To get you to shut the f*ck up
My day was going great
Then you opened your mouth
I can't begin to comprehend what's coming out
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Shut up and take my money and move the f*ck along
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Ugh, oh my God
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Nobody said anything about fucking camels
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"If I work more than five hours I get really tired"
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I don't know like, one?
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Fucking what?
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Oh God you're high
My eye starts twitching every time you start to speak
It's been three seconds but it feels like it's been weeks
You're just as interesting as an old used paper cup
I'll give you everything I own
If for the love of all that is holy
You'll shut the f*ck up

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