That Big O'l Bush

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Mathew Stegner

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That Big O'l Bush

Uhhhhh... So annoying

Why can't I find that old big bush I call my Christmas tree?
It was packed in a box right up the stairs and now I'm getting angry
My tree is nowhere to be found
I'll beat that bush right to the ground
Branch by branch I'll whack it down
Stinking artificial tree

That big O'l bush, That big o'l bush 
Is such a pain to me
I pick and pluck that dirty bush
Until it's nice and clean
I hang my balls upon its limbs in perfect harmony
cnd make that big o'l bush look right 
With tinsel, lights and glee

I need to get a brand new bush to call my Christmas tree
I'll pick my bush and cut it down and get it really cheap
cnd when it's dry I'll get a cup
Fill it up again and perk it up
Treat it right, oh you bet
cnd keep that o'l bush wet

That big O'l bush, That big o'l bush 
Is such a pain to me
I pick and pluck that dirty bush
Until it's nice and clean
I hang my balls upon its limbs in perfect harmony
cnd make that big o'l bush look right 
With tinsel, lights and glee

Next year I won't bother too
Get a tree in replace of you 
I need help
Yes that's true
Stinkin artificial tree

That big O'l bush, That big o'l bush 
Is such a pain to me
I pick and pluck that dirty bush
Until it's nice and clean
I hang my balls upon its limbs in perfect harmony
cnd make that big o'l bush look right 
With tinsel, lights and glee

That dirty, smelly, sticky, pruney, 
Trim that bush and make it roomy
Decorate that o'l big bush 
With tinsel, lights and glee.

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