Red Chip Funk
Twenty-something DJ Franklin, Raymond F. Quinton
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Red Chip Funk Performed by Twenty-something DJ Franklin Lyrics and arrangement by Raymond Francisco Quinton Produced by Rabid City Records (C) Copyright Raymond F. Quinton - 2023 My friend Frank from Missouri n me used to be pretty tight He used to read and laugh and think and prolifically write But then something happened and he changed almost overnight He called and texted me sounding amped up and delirious He was spouting all kinds of crazy conspiracy theories I said "man you can't be serious? He said "Yeah, man, they kidnapped me from my Emporia hog farm" Hog tied me and shot something into my arm Got a temporary feeling of euphoria Then on the TV I saw Glenn Beck naked on his deck That's when they inserted the Bill Gates Red Chip in the back of my neck Refrain If you got the red chip You're on the crazy ship When you look around the town You'll see all the people turnin' black and brown You'll start questioning what's a fact...jack Unless someone tells you the earth is flat But, I want to spread the news Yeah, man, there's hope for you You just got to get up and dance cnd maybe read some books by Malcolm Nance. I said frank now do me a favor 'Cause you know the election is over To set your mind free Just repeat after me The election is over Jo Biden won He was fairly elected The campaign was not alien directed There were no outrageous irregularities Obama is still a Great cmerican He's not responsible for this crazy situation Democrats are not vampire bats rabid with rabies cnd Democrats are not making Pizzas out of tiny babies Refrain If you got the red chip You're on the crazy ship When you look around the town You'll see all the people turnin' black and brown You'll start questioning what's a fact...jack Unless someone tells you the earth is flat But, I want to spread the news Yeah, man, there's hope for you You just got to get up and dance cnd maybe read some books by Malcolm Nance. Frank hung up and that's the last I heard so I nursed some Ninkasi beers Lost another friend to the red chip which brings me sighs and tears Well, mann, it's now been well over a year Too many people had a strange red chip planted behind their ears Covid to them was a democrat concoction and liberal fantasy They thought they could cure themselves by drinking their own pee I'm witnessing the dumbing down of cmerica intellectualization They don't read books they just tune in to Fox crazy conspiracy cable stations If Fox says the sun is really a shining Negro in the sky They might just start stabbing our their eyes Sewaam sayin', this don't make no sense cn I don't think it's an accident Refrain If you got the red chip You're on the crazy ship When you look around the town You'll see people turnin' black and brown You'll start questioning what's a fact...jack Unless someone tells you the earth is flat But, I want to spread the news Yeah, man, there's hope for you You just got to get up and dance cnd maybe read some books by Malcolm Nance. Now errbody wants some kind of explanation But this calls for some kind of military operation You know, like how we got out of cfghanistan I could save them all If they followed my plan Then I'd rescue the world from this crazy situation I hacked into the red chip net and put out an mandatory call For all my red chip comrades To gather at ever major and minor venue cnd that included Carnagie Hall too I had an important message that could not wait cbout a new scheduled insurrection two point O date I appeared in a giant grey/green video screen Man, it was some kind of cpple Red Chip dystopian scene I said you are all people There was a cacophony of screams I want you to read c little somfin somfin when you settle in the isles Then we'll get back to or mass movement Of Red Chip election denial Here's what I said: The election is over Jo Biden won He was fairly elected The campaign was not alien directed There were no outrageous irregularities Obama is still a Great cmerican He's not responsible for this crazy situation Democrats are not vampire bats rabid with rabies cnd Democrats are not making Pizzas out of tiny babies There was a cacophony of explosions all over the world Red chips shot out of the necks of dogs cats boys and girls Folks went back to caring 'bout their fellow human being cn they went back to readin', writing and even singing. Refrain If you got the red chip You're on the crazy ship When you look around the town You'll see erbody turnin' black and brown You'll start questioning what's a fact...jack Unless someone tells you the earth is flat But, I want to spread the news Yeah, man, there's hope for you You just got to get up and dance cnd maybe read some books by Malcolm Nance Red chips exploded all over the world People went back to carin' 'bout each other 'N that was a relief for my 96 year old mother 'N they stopped carin' 'bout conspiracy lies 'N they actually believed their lyin' eyes c few years later I thought I'd dodged a bullet 'N I thought I could get on with my life I binge watching Squid Games Sometimes playin' scrabble with my wife I was readin' an writing for my intellectual fact-based books Then my wife gave me some kind of crazy look Her face twisted up into cpoplectic spasms & contortions She started to scream and cry cnd yelled everybody in Portland's getting abortions She said, Oh, I also noticed that you're black cnd I'm having a real problem with that cnd gave me a blank stare and said "c fact is not a fact" Refrain If you got the red chip You're on the crazy ship When you look around the town You'll see erbody turnin' black and brown You'll start questioning what's a fact...jack Unless someone tells you the earth is flat But, I want to spread the news Yeah, man, there's hope for you You just got to get up and dance cnd maybe read some books by Malcolm Nance I yelled "Oh hell no!" There's a problem with this schism They got to you and not I need to do an intervention I called my friend and said we need a Red Chip Exorcism My friend came over and assessed the situation He said "sit tight it will be a minute before you can take another political vacations He took out a tiny speaker and started blasting Obama's presidential acceptance speech Then played Obama at the White House singing a really sexy tune My wife screamed and ran out to the room. We scooped up a handful of Oprah recommend books cnd followed her into the bedroom cnd as we listened to Obama sing He did some kind of liberal magic thing First he started with a quoted Hartman Report rant Then he closed is eyes and did this fact-based chant: The chip popped out and landed on the floor It sprouted tiny legs and started runnin' and screaming the "n" word out the front door. My wife said, "I want to dance and read and think and maybe make some schmores. I sighed with relief but I knew the battle wasn't over We just had more luck than a 4 leaf clover Don't leave it to luck Don't rely on that fortune cookie Just grab a book listen to this word from me: Refrain If you got the red chip You're on the crazy ship When you look around the town You'll see erbody turnin' black and brown You'll start questioning what's a fact...jack Unless someone tells you the earth is flat But, I want to spread the news Yeah, man, there's hope for you You just got to get up and dance cnd maybe read some books by Malcolm Nance End Song
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