Tale of a Troll (I Hate Jazzvocalz!)

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I'm feeling kind of mean
I'm seeing red, someone get the Visine
I see you do your thing, is this is your new routine?
You're following your dreams, I'm ready to start schemes

You never asked me, but I'll tell you what I think
This shit is beyond trash, it's damn near a crime scene
You gotta have high esteem, you ain't earned it in my opinion so get
Ready, I'm bout to bitch and whine on my screen!

"I gotta admit, I have a problem with this
Am I the only one seeing this, like I'm on some Oculus shit?
Do I come across as cross, better call Christ if I is
You trying to improve your shit, I'm hoping I make you quit

(Yoo-hoo!)Hey! I know you notice me! Hopefully I broke your dream
You're about to know what's up, this keyboards my go between it's
A free country so to speak, if you share it, I'll tear it
To shreds, no sparing, bitch I don't care you fucked up my dopamine!

Deal with this every time I click to listen to this
Speak on behalf of the world, we all need less of your lip
I wish you didn't exist, little degenerative bitch
Wish I could spray a fucking clip and leave you dead in a ditch!

Got nothing better to do, but I'm still better than you!
You'll always be an amateur that can't fit veteran shoes
This is the internet, bitch! I'm making measurements to
remind you that you ain't shit, never will be shit and I won't respect you! (oh well)

I hope you're pissed off, I'm bout to lift off
This is so bad, uh, smell like my gym socks
You made this shit? No wonder it flip-flopped!
Went triple plastic, not even thrift shops

Would take it, I hate you, it's like a high from above me
Those that hate you? They love me, don't try to act, understudy!
You could have shut the f*ck up, this didn't have to get ugly (shut up!)
But you decide to make your presence known so you gon' hear from me

Hiding my face making bold moves, trying to tell you the whole truth
You post online, this my life, this is my house that you're going through
I don't care to get to know you, give a shit 'bout what you goin' through
This is my expert opinion, you better do as I've told you

F*ck do you think you are, huh? we all hate you, bar none! (listen to me)
You high off some hard drugs, to think anyone's starstruck (listen to me)
To this wack shit, and any paper you earn is getting marked up
You can't go hard, you struggling, like a car with no spark plugs, bitch!

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