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Mr. Goobie & Dr. Toodie Poodie

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I'ma tell you a story, but first, let's start the show
I was playin' in the park, I was just doin' my thing
When some little kid decided to rush me off of the swing
I was enjoyin' my March break to celebrate the spring
Then I cooked him like he's chicken like I am Gus Fring
I'm not Walter White, but I've been breaking bad
Cookin' children, cause they ruinin' good days
(SPANISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE, INFACT IT WAS ENGLISH)
All because he made me an itty bitty mad
And it's late at night, I'm gonna get yelled at
Because everyone's tryin' to sleep and I'm just tryin' to rap
No Bugs Bunny but I got the Looney Tunes
Like it's Spongy, like he could've came right out the Goo Lagoon
I'm not a pirate, but I've been rackin' up doubloons
They call me a monkey, cause I've been shootin' at the bloons
Song got you trippin' like you're off of the shrooms
I'm drippy like there's a hole in your roof
I'm a good rapper, like my name is proof
They callin' me Cody, cause I look like a goof
I'ma get off this song, I gotta take a poop
You gotta carry Nick Sneddon it's up to you
Bustin' nuts every day, on top of microwave oven paper plates
I'm Randy Macho Man Savage
I'm too cool for you to manage
Moldy motherfuckin' cream cheese sandwich
They call me Popeye, how I eat so much spinach
I like water that they call me homophobic
I'm like the Lego Movie, I'm like the Chris Pratt Emmett
I can't eat bread, cause I can't eat glue
Titanic
I'm from Denmark
And my middle name's Danish
Hold on, I'm bout to come, yeah, I'm bout to finish
I own a store, yeah, I'm finna sell you some mayonnaise
I'm a really good fighter guy, you could call me Mohammed
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Mohammed cheese and sandwich
Connor just stated he was gonna F a Minor
And I'm a little scared, so I'ma stop my verse here, gang
Nick's middle name is Logan
I'm a nicotine-a-holic, I've been smokin'
I'm a celebrity, I'm on the cover of Voguen
I'm waiting for the sequel of Hocus Pocus
During winter time, I ran over a kid with my toboggan
I checked my door, wait, who's knockin'
My last name is Heffley, my first name is Roderick
I've been rollin' and I've been rockin (ROCK ON)
The Napoleon Dynamite
(You look like an Ostrich egg flipped upside down with a little bit of Osamic vinegar)
I might go to the store and just like steal two or three like pieces of bacon
Like I don't mean the packets either, I mean I'm gonna open one of the packets and steal like some of the bacon
Because like, bro, you don't need all that bacon
So that way somebody's gonna go and try to buy like a full packet of bacon
And be like, yo, there's two or three pieces of bacon missing from my bacon packet
Like what the hell
And then they're also gonna be like, yo, this packet of bacon is opened already
And there's two or three pieces missing, which crackhead is stealing the bacon
And then it was me, I was stealing the bacon the whole time
I don't even like bacon either, I just wanna see people miserable

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